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by ash / 06/12/2011 at 11:20pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
by starcatch777 / 05/09/2011 at 4:30pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Username / 03/12/2011 at 12:10am / United States / Intimacy
by allgrowedup / 02/11/2011 at 10:10pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/04/2011 at 3:09pm / Reserved / Love
by Anonymous / 11/11/2010 at 8:48pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by redlips / 11/09/2010 at 1:06pm / Japan (Tokyo) / Intimacy
Today, I was on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks my way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML
by flying13 / 11/03/2010 at 3:27am / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend from the top of a bungee jumping platform at an amusement park. I yelled out, "WILL YOU MARRY ME?" from the platform, pointing her out. Turns out, I was pointing at the wrong girl. My girlfriend was very angry and ran away when the wrong girl yelled, "Yes!" FML
by Ido / 08/26/2010 at 4:06pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Chey1309 / 06/28/2010 at 11:19pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
by DaddyZ / 06/27/2010 at 9:30am / United States (Michigan) / Kids
Today, I got a huge bill through the post. It turns out that my elderly mother made the vet come out to my house to see the dog while I was out, because she was scared of the little growths she had found on his body. They were nipples. FML
by dogshavenipples / 06/02/2010 at 7:15pm / United Kingdom (Hampshire) / Money
by anonymous / 03/09/2010 at 1:43am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
Today, I was watching Star Wars : Attack of the Clones, and Yoda was using the force to move a heavy object. While in the middle of my loungeroom, I instinctively put my hand up to use the force to help him, infront of my father and sister. My sister will never let me live it down. FML
by Fuzzy / 01/08/2010 at 2:56am / Australia (New South Wales) / Geek
by omglifee / 12/19/2009 at 11:13pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy