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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 February 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8940
  • Number of comments : 386
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 11 posted

About A07 : Gym, Food, Books, Music, and Badge Hunting. Ready for the next big thing.

Why not we skip the awkwardness and be friends instead?
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(inspirational quotes below)
"I am Groot"
- Groot (Tree thingy).

"Hey, I'd like to order a large pizza"
- Me.

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A07's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend told me that he is homophobic. This wouldn't be such a big deal, if my mother wasn't a lesbian. He doesn't know this yet, and I'm afraid to tell him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39487) - you deserved it (6687)

On 06/12/2011 at 11:20pm - love - by ash - United States (Missouri)

Today, I blacked out going up a roller coaster. Instead of helping me, my friend took pictures of my face and posted them on Facebook. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33585) - you deserved it (7168)

On 05/09/2011 at 4:30pm - misc - by starcatch777 - United States

Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to try something new. By something new, it was to put flour in my butt and see what would happen if I farted. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49376) - you deserved it (8124)

On 03/12/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my mom left me at home with a babysitter. I'm 17. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39556) - you deserved it (5305)

On 02/11/2011 at 10:10pm - misc - by allgrowedup - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend decided to re-enact a scene from Family Guy. He locked me in the car with him and farted deadly ones repeatedly. He wouldn't let me out until I learned to "love the gas." FML


I agree, your life sucks (41377) - you deserved it (7872)

On 01/04/2011 at 3:09pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Reserved

Today, I realized the nicest thing my fiancé has said to me all month was that I have "very suckable titties." FML


I agree, your life sucks (29118) - you deserved it (5687)

On 11/11/2010 at 8:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I asked my fiancé what he liked most about being in a relationship with me. His answer? "I can watch your boobs without being called a perv." FML


I agree, your life sucks (29513) - you deserved it (7133)

On 11/09/2010 at 1:06pm - intimacy - by redlips - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I was on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks my way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (61679) - you deserved it (13003)

On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend from the top of a bungee jumping platform at an amusement park. I yelled out, "WILL YOU MARRY ME?" from the platform, pointing her out. Turns out, I was pointing at the wrong girl. My girlfriend was very angry and ran away when the wrong girl yelled, "Yes!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (37086) - you deserved it (15363)

On 08/26/2010 at 4:06pm - love - by Ido (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got a huge bill through the post. It turns out that my elderly mother made the vet come out to my house to see the dog while I was out, because she was scared of the little growths she had found on his body. They were nipples. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33417) - you deserved it (2561)

On 06/02/2010 at 7:15pm - money - by dogshavenipples (man) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He suddenly pulls away, and goes, 'OMNOMNOMNOM' then continues kissing me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24450) - you deserved it (21702)

On 03/09/2010 at 1:43am - love - by anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was watching Star Wars : Attack of the Clones, and Yoda was using the force to move a heavy object. While in the middle of my loungeroom, I instinctively put my hand up to use the force to help him, infront of my father and sister. My sister will never let me live it down. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8386) - you deserved it (38133)

On 01/08/2010 at 2:56am - misc - by Fuzzy (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I sneezed seven times in a row. That's the closest thing I've had to an orgasm in months. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22202) - you deserved it (3928)

On 12/19/2009 at 11:13pm - intimacy - by omglifee (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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