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by ash / 06/12/2011 at 11:20pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
by starcatch777 / 05/09/2011 at 4:30pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Username / 03/12/2011 at 12:10am / United States / Intimacy
by allgrowedup / 02/11/2011 at 10:10pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/04/2011 at 3:09pm / Reserved / Love
by Anonymous / 11/11/2010 at 8:48pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by redlips / 11/09/2010 at 1:06pm / Japan (Tokyo) / Intimacy
Today, I was on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks my way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML
by flying13 / 11/03/2010 at 3:27am / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend from the top of a bungee jumping platform at an amusement park. I yelled out, "WILL YOU MARRY ME?" from the platform, pointing her out. Turns out, I was pointing at the wrong girl. My girlfriend was very angry and ran away when the wrong girl yelled, "Yes!" FML
by Ido / 08/26/2010 at 4:06pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Chey1309 / 06/28/2010 at 11:19pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
by DaddyZ / 06/27/2010 at 9:30am / United States (Michigan) / Kids
Today, I got a huge bill through the post. It turns out that my elderly mother made the vet come out to my house to see the dog while I was out, because she was scared of the little growths she had found on his body. They were nipples. FML
by dogshavenipples / 06/02/2010 at 7:15pm / United Kingdom (Hampshire) / Money
by anonymous / 03/09/2010 at 1:43am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
Today, I was watching Star Wars : Attack of the Clones, and Yoda was using the force to move a heavy object. While in the middle of my loungeroom, I instinctively put my hand up to use the force to help him, infront of my father and sister. My sister will never let me live it down. FML
by Fuzzy / 01/08/2010 at 2:56am / Australia (New South Wales) / Geek
by omglifee / 12/19/2009 at 11:13pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…