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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 February 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5118
  • Number of comments : 141
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About A07 : Gym, Food, Books, Music, Badge Hunting. Ready for the next big thing.

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A07's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend told me that he is homophobic. This wouldn't be such a big deal, if my mother wasn't a lesbian. He doesn't know this yet, and I'm afraid to tell him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35606) - you deserved it (6162)

On 06/12/2011 at 11:20pm - love - by ash - United States (Missouri)

Today, my mom left me at home with a babysitter. I'm 17. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35822) - you deserved it (4949)

On 02/11/2011 at 10:10pm - misc - by allgrowedup - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend decided to re-enact a scene from Family Guy. He locked me in the car with him and farted deadly ones repeatedly. He wouldn't let me out until I learned to "love the gas." FML


I agree, your life sucks (38406) - you deserved it (7566)

On 01/04/2011 at 3:09pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Reserved

Today, I realized the nicest thing my fiancé has said to me all month was that I have "very suckable titties." FML


I agree, your life sucks (25406) - you deserved it (5282)

On 11/11/2010 at 8:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I asked my fiancé what he liked most about being in a relationship with me. His answer? "I can watch your boobs without being called a perv." FML


I agree, your life sucks (25862) - you deserved it (6665)

On 11/09/2010 at 1:06pm - intimacy - by redlips - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I was on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks my way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57656) - you deserved it (12322)

On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend from the top of a bungee jumping platform at an amusement park. I yelled out, "WILL YOU MARRY ME?" from the platform, pointing her out. Turns out, I was pointing at the wrong girl. My girlfriend was very angry and ran away when the wrong girl yelled, "Yes!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (34398) - you deserved it (14462)

On 08/26/2010 at 4:06pm - love - by Ido (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He suddenly pulls away, and goes, 'OMNOMNOMNOM' then continues kissing me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22033) - you deserved it (20714)

On 03/09/2010 at 1:43am - love - by anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was watching Star Wars : Attack of the Clones, and Yoda was using the force to move a heavy object. While in the middle of my loungeroom, I instinctively put my hand up to use the force to help him, infront of my father and sister. My sister will never let me live it down. FML


I agree, your life sucks (6894) - you deserved it (34706)

On 01/08/2010 at 2:56am - misc - by Fuzzy (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out that the student tutor my son advised me to hire was my son's girlfriend. I have been paying her $20 an hour for the last 3 weeks to make out with my son in his room. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30580) - you deserved it (15150)

On 10/07/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out why my husband had wanted to wait until marriage to get it on. Last night was the first night of our honeymoon, and he informed me that he wasn't always Ben, but used to be Brenda. His 'penis' doesn't work and he had wanted to know I "truly loved him" before he had let me know. FML


I agree, your life sucks (182685) - you deserved it (18981)

On 09/09/2009 at 1:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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