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A07

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 February 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9000
  • Number of comments : 386
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 11 posted

About A07 : Gym, Food, Books, Music, and Badge Hunting. Ready for the next big thing.

Why not we skip the awkwardness and be friends instead?
Snapchat - quickgivemeyour
kik - quickgivemeyourfood

(inspirational quotes below)
"I am Groot"
- Groot (Tree thingy).

"Hey, I'd like to order a large pizza"
- Me.

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How about we run you a bath and give you a new car as well?

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A07's favorite FMLs

Today, I found a used condom in my trash can. I have been happily married to my wife for 7 years, and we use other forms of birth control. FML

#19380056
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41960) - you deserved it (2798)

On 03/31/2012 at 12:49am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I wore my new Brazilian thong bikini to the pool for the first time. I was lying face down feeling so sexy, until flies started buzzing my butt. FML

#19344343
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10441) - you deserved it (36302)

On 03/25/2012 at 11:34am - misc - by BookBabe (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend kept whining at me, asking why I wouldn't have sex with him, seemingly not caring that my parents were in the room. FML

#18907383
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40068) - you deserved it (5403)

On 01/25/2012 at 1:33pm - intimacy - by wish.was.single (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after recently moving to America as I've always dreamt of, I saw my first, majestic deer. My boyfriend slammed it with the rental car. FML

#18400487
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30494) - you deserved it (3656)

On 12/01/2011 at 12:41am - misc - by AmericanDream (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on the toilet, and then had to give my boss a valid reason for why I was late. FML

#18181534
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24361) - you deserved it (4973)

On 11/07/2011 at 1:49am - work - by Courtney - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML

#17976289
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32313) - you deserved it (6813)

On 10/13/2011 at 5:30pm - intimacy - by serenti - Sweden

Today, thanks to my wife's confession, I found out that the 14 year old child I've raised since I was 16 isn't related to me at all. But at least this narrows the real father down to one of three other guys. FML

#17589852
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44392) - you deserved it (4146)

On 08/26/2011 at 10:10pm - kids - by candie - United States (Texas)

Today, I got a mass text message from a friend saying she's sorry she can't meet up with our group of friends for drinks because she's busy tonight. This is the first I've heard of any bar-crawling. FML

#17577753
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25754) - you deserved it (2454)

On 08/25/2011 at 2:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I learned the hard way that when a pierced, tattooed, and otherwise extremely stereotypical biker chick jokingly threatens to find you and beat you up if you don't call her back after a one-night stand, she's not actually joking. FML

#17531904
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15223) - you deserved it (47665)

On 08/20/2011 at 8:08pm - intimacy - by owmyhead (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at the airport. A creepy man smiled at me, so I politely smiled back. I then realized his shirt said "Smile if you take it in the ass." He then winked at me and walked off. FML

#17315983
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43484) - you deserved it (14195)

On 07/31/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by creepedout - United States

Today, I was at the airport. A creepy man smiled at me, so I politely smiled back. I then realized his shirt said "Smile if you take it in the ass." He then winked at me and walked off. FML

#17315983
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43484) - you deserved it (14195)

On 07/31/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by creepedout - United States

Today, I had to make a deal with my 22 year old fiancé. What was the deal? If he put deodorant on, he could squeeze my boob for as long as he liked. FML

#16939716
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39617) - you deserved it (10457)

On 07/01/2011 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by NYMTS - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel. Why? My ex is parked in front of his house and he is afraid to leave. FML

#16911050
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43947) - you deserved it (3803)

On 06/29/2011 at 4:41pm - love - by nolove4me (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today, my extremely in-shape boyfriend told me he hasn't had a chance to work out lately. I jokingly poked him in the belly saying he's getting chunky and winked. He burst into tears. FML

#16871149
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25692) - you deserved it (39102)

On 06/26/2011 at 9:08pm - health - by kaplwv116 - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he is homophobic. This wouldn't be such a big deal, if my mother wasn't a lesbian. He doesn't know this yet, and I'm afraid to tell him. FML

#16636156
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39616) - you deserved it (6708)

On 06/12/2011 at 11:20pm - love - by ash - United States (Missouri)



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