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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 February 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6152
  • Number of comments : 174
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About A07 : Gym, Food, Books, Music, Badge Hunting. Ready for the next big thing.


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A07's favorite FMLs

Today, after months of believing my marriage has been better than ever, I found out that my husband has been cheating on me with our neighbor. I can't afford to move, and I have to see the fake-titted homewrecker every day. FML

#20089553
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29680) - you deserved it (2171)

On 09/26/2012 at 1:07pm - love - by sucker (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, after careful consideration, I told my wife I really want to have kids. She laughed, until she finally realized I was serious, at which point she flicked me in the balls and said, "Problem solved." FML

#19818500
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25690) - you deserved it (3319)

On 06/20/2012 at 12:41pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, after a surprise candlelit dinner and a two bottles of wine for my birthday, my boyfriend and I decided to take a sexy shower together. It ended with us both drunk, naked, and crying, wedged into a small tub together, talking about our dead pets. FML

#19702897
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32842) - you deserved it (7721)

On 05/30/2012 at 1:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I've been working on a novel for the past six months, and what would have been mid-way through, I accidentally said the main character's name instead of my boyfriend's. FML

#19688308
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24470) - you deserved it (15247)

On 05/27/2012 at 12:06pm - intimacy - by oh lord - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found a used condom in my trash can. I have been happily married to my wife for 7 years, and we use other forms of birth control. FML

#19380056
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37966) - you deserved it (2446)

On 03/31/2012 at 12:49am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I wore my new Brazilian thong bikini to the pool for the first time. I was lying face down feeling so sexy, until flies started buzzing my butt. FML

#19344343
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8932) - you deserved it (32943)

On 03/25/2012 at 11:34am - misc - by BookBabe (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend kept whining at me, asking why I wouldn't have sex with him, seemingly not caring that my parents were in the room. FML

#18907383
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37997) - you deserved it (5202)

On 01/25/2012 at 1:33pm - intimacy - by wish.was.single (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on the toilet, and then had to give my boss a valid reason for why I was late. FML

#18181534
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22772) - you deserved it (4782)

On 11/07/2011 at 1:49am - work - by Courtney - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML

#17976289
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30539) - you deserved it (6607)

On 10/13/2011 at 5:30pm - intimacy - by serenti - Sweden

Today, thanks to my wife's confession, I found out that the 14 year old child I've raised since I was 16 isn't related to me at all. But at least this narrows the real father down to one of three other guys. FML

#17589852
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40434) - you deserved it (3798)

On 08/26/2011 at 10:10pm - kids - by candie - United States (Texas)

Today, I got a mass text message from a friend saying she's sorry she can't meet up with our group of friends for drinks because she's busy tonight. This is the first I've heard of any bar-crawling. FML

#17577753
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24300) - you deserved it (2323)

On 08/25/2011 at 2:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was at the airport. A creepy man smiled at me, so I politely smiled back. I then realized his shirt said "Smile if you take it in the ass." He then winked at me and walked off. FML

#17315983
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41468) - you deserved it (13715)

On 07/31/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by creepedout - United States

Today, I was at the airport. A creepy man smiled at me, so I politely smiled back. I then realized his shirt said "Smile if you take it in the ass." He then winked at me and walked off. FML

#17315983
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41468) - you deserved it (13715)

On 07/31/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by creepedout - United States

Today, I had to make a deal with my 22 year old fiancé. What was the deal? If he put deodorant on, he could squeeze my boob for as long as he liked. FML

#16939716
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35893) - you deserved it (9851)

On 07/01/2011 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by NYMTS - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel. Why? My ex is parked in front of his house and he is afraid to leave. FML

#16911050
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40879) - you deserved it (3554)

On 06/29/2011 at 4:41pm - love - by nolove4me (woman) - United States (Alaska)



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