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A07
  • Town/Country : The City Of Darkness, .
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 782
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About A07 : Okay then, lets see. I play basketball as a pointguard and I have a pretty badass jumpshot, music = life, I listen to pretty much anything and everything depending on my mood at the moment, eminem, foo fighters, jay z, my bloody valentine, deadmau5, linkin park, ac-dc, mgk, the fray, david guetta, one republic, panic at the disco are some of the many many names on my playlist. I am a gamer and will not hesitate to kill you in cod, I read books aa lot and I used to be a potterhead, last series I finished was game of thrones so now none of the other's seem good enough (G.R.R.Martin is amazing )
oh yeah, and i'm really tall too, 6'3 :D (no wonder I play basketball right? :p)
last and most importantly, I am addicted to the gym, cant live without it.
I like talking to new people, hit me up sometime!

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Today, my boyfriend kept whining at me, asking why I wouldn't have sex with him, seemingly not caring that my parents were in the room. FML

#18907383
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33839) - you deserved it (4808)

On 01/25/2012 at 1:33pm - intimacy - by wish.was.single (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on the toilet, and then had to give my boss a valid reason for why I was late. FML

#18181534
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17678) - you deserved it (4102)

On 11/07/2011 at 1:49am - work - by Courtney - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML

#17976289
147 comments

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On 10/13/2011 at 5:30pm - intimacy - by serenti - Sweden

Today, thanks to my wife's confession, I found out that the 14 year old child I've raised since I was 16 isn't related to me at all. But at least this narrows the real father down to one of three other guys. FML

#17589852
239 comments

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On 08/26/2011 at 10:10pm - kids - by candie - United States (Texas)

Today, I got a mass text message from a friend saying she's sorry she can't meet up with our group of friends for drinks because she's busy tonight. This is the first I've heard of any bar-crawling. FML

#17577753
61 comments

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On 08/25/2011 at 2:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was at the airport. A creepy man smiled at me, so I politely smiled back. I then realized his shirt said "Smile if you take it in the ass." He then winked at me and walked off. FML

#17315983
247 comments

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On 07/31/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by creepedout - United States

Today, I was at the airport. A creepy man smiled at me, so I politely smiled back. I then realized his shirt said "Smile if you take it in the ass." He then winked at me and walked off. FML

#17315983
247 comments

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On 07/31/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by creepedout - United States

Today, I had to make a deal with my 22 year old fiancé. What was the deal? If he put deodorant on, he could squeeze my boob for as long as he liked. FML

#16939716
245 comments

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On 07/01/2011 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by NYMTS - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel. Why? My ex is parked in front of his house and he is afraid to leave. FML

#16911050
141 comments

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On 06/29/2011 at 4:41pm - love - by nolove4me (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he is homophobic. This wouldn't be such a big deal, if my mother wasn't a lesbian. He doesn't know this yet, and I'm afraid to tell him. FML

#16636156
55 comments

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On 06/12/2011 at 11:20pm - love - by ash - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he is homophobic. This wouldn't be such a big deal, if my mother wasn't a lesbian. He doesn't know this yet, and I'm afraid to tell him. FML

#16636156
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33727) - you deserved it (5918)

On 06/12/2011 at 11:20pm - love - by ash - United States (Missouri)

Today, my mom left me at home with a babysitter. I'm 17. FML

#14941696
109 comments

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On 02/11/2011 at 10:10pm - misc - by allgrowedup - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend decided to re-enact a scene from Family Guy. He locked me in the car with him and farted deadly ones repeatedly. He wouldn't let me out until I learned to "love the gas." FML

#14463495
114 comments

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On 01/04/2011 at 3:09pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Reserved

Today, I realized the nicest thing my fiancé has said to me all month was that I have "very suckable titties." FML

#13806483
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23585) - you deserved it (5066)

On 11/11/2010 at 8:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I asked my fiancé what he liked most about being in a relationship with me. His answer? "I can watch your boobs without being called a perv." FML

#13777488
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20516) - you deserved it (5186)

On 11/09/2010 at 1:06pm - intimacy - by redlips - Japan (Tokyo)



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