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A07
  • Town/Country : The City Of Darkness, .
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 800
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About A07 : Okay then, lets see. I play basketball as a pointguard and I have a pretty badass jumpshot, music = life, I listen to pretty much anything and everything depending on my mood at the moment, eminem, foo fighters, jay z, my bloody valentine, deadmau5, linkin park, ac-dc, mgk, the fray, david guetta, one republic, panic at the disco are some of the many many names on my playlist. I am a gamer and will not hesitate to kill you in cod, I read books aa lot and I used to be a potterhead, last series I finished was game of thrones so now none of the other's seem good enough (G.R.R.Martin is amazing )
oh yeah, and i'm really tall too, 6'3 :D (no wonder I play basketball right? :p)
last and most importantly, I am addicted to the gym, cant live without it.
I like talking to new people, hit me up sometime!

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Today, I did a photoshoot with my boyfriend and his buddy. We drove out to the countryside and set up on top of a hill. My boyfriend kept having me move further and further back. I eventually fell and rolled down the steep hill, while he and his buddy high-fived each other. FML

#20808454
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On 07/28/2013 at 6:58pm - misc - by -_- (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I did a photoshoot with my boyfriend and his buddy. We drove out to the countryside and set up on top of a hill. My boyfriend kept having me move further and further back. I eventually fell and rolled down the steep hill, while he and his buddy high-fived each other. FML

#20808454
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44593) - you deserved it (6514)

On 07/28/2013 at 6:58pm - misc - by -_- (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I was talking to my girlfriend about how I'm jealous of her best guy friend always hanging around her. She responded by saying, "Wait, I thought you knew I was dating him too?" FML

Today, I had to go to therapy for my fear of cats. All the way there, my girlfriend kept making cat noises and scratching at me. FML

#20748338
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On 06/26/2013 at 12:42pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I used a public restroom. I saw my sister's shoes walk into the stall next to me, so I gave her a little nudge with my foot. We then nudged each other until I walked out and saw a homeless man with the same shoes as my sister. He then tried to hold my hand. FML

#20745749
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On 06/25/2013 at 12:56am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom asked me what a MILF is. Apparently that's her nickname at work. FML

#20634708
121 comments

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On 05/01/2013 at 11:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my husband told me that he thinks I am getting a little heavy and may need to lay off the junk food. The ultrasound is hanging on our fridge. FML

#20595162
103 comments

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On 04/15/2013 at 9:35pm - kids - by Mimi (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML

#20417691
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On 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Saradee (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I took a picture of myself wearing a whipped cream bra with cherry nipples, captioned, "I hope you enjoyed your dinner, now how about some dessert???" I meant to send it to my fiancé. I sent it by mistake to my dad. FML

#20176010
111 comments

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On 11/24/2012 at 12:38am - intimacy - by Whipped Cream - United States (North Carolina)

Today, after months of believing my marriage has been better than ever, I found out that my husband has been cheating on me with our neighbor. I can't afford to move, and I have to see the fake-titted homewrecker every day. FML

#20089553
182 comments

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On 09/26/2012 at 1:07pm - love - by sucker (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, after careful consideration, I told my wife I really want to have kids. She laughed, until she finally realized I was serious, at which point she flicked me in the balls and said, "Problem solved." FML

#19818500
184 comments

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On 06/20/2012 at 12:41pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, after a surprise candlelit dinner and a two bottles of wine for my birthday, my boyfriend and I decided to take a sexy shower together. It ended with us both drunk, naked, and crying, wedged into a small tub together, talking about our dead pets. FML

#19702897
200 comments

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On 05/30/2012 at 1:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I've been working on a novel for the past six months, and what would have been mid-way through, I accidentally said the main character's name instead of my boyfriend's. FML

#19688308
86 comments

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On 05/27/2012 at 12:06pm - intimacy - by oh lord - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found a used condom in my trash can. I have been happily married to my wife for 7 years, and we use other forms of birth control. FML

#19380056
248 comments

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On 03/31/2012 at 12:49am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I wore my new Brazilian thong bikini to the pool for the first time. I was lying face down feeling so sexy, until flies started buzzing my butt. FML

#19344343
206 comments

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On 03/25/2012 at 11:34am - misc - by BookBabe (woman) - United States (California)



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