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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 February 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8293
  • Number of comments : 341
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 11 posted

About A07 : Gym, Food, Books, Music, and Badge Hunting. Ready for the next big thing.

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"I am Groot"
- Groot (Tree thingy).

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A07's favorite FMLs

Today, to avoid a guy who's been creepily following me around school lately, I ducked into the girl's bathroom. After few minutes, he stuck his head in with his eyes closed and asked if I was done yet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (63179) - you deserved it (4623)

On 01/08/2014 at 3:27pm - misc - by stalked - United States (Florida)

Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML


I agree, your life sucks (64515) - you deserved it (28013)

On 01/08/2014 at 12:43am - intimacy - by gottacatchemall (woman) - United States

Today, my friends and I went camping in the woods. I fell asleep first. Waking up hours later to them bunched up together in the middle of the tent and me half-way outside, I confronted them about it. They admitted, "We heard a bear so we needed a sacrifice." FML


I agree, your life sucks (50507) - you deserved it (5352)

On 01/07/2014 at 11:37pm - misc - by bear food - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend masturbating beside me. I asked if she needed a hand. She called me a pervert and now won't speak to me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (67271) - you deserved it (7861)

On 01/03/2014 at 5:08pm - intimacy - by notsohandy (man) - Denmark (Midtjylland)

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a long poem that ended with, "Please don't get another mister / I regret I screwed your sister". FML


I agree, your life sucks (54441) - you deserved it (4484)

On 01/02/2014 at 10:50pm - love - by notakeeper - United States (Florida)

Today, the only conversation I had with my mother where she didn't explode into a hissy fit was about peanut butter vs. almond butter. And even then she was starting to get mad at me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36067) - you deserved it (3345)

On 12/27/2013 at 1:40am - misc - by anon (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I announced my pregnancy to my husband. He responded with, "Well shit, when do these faucets turn on?" and started honking my boobs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40403) - you deserved it (5553)

On 12/26/2013 at 12:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Just as he was about to finish, he pulled out and came in his hand. He then flicked his hand towards my face and yelled, "Sha-ZAM!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (58271) - you deserved it (8560)

On 12/20/2013 at 6:36pm - intimacy - by zamwow (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my wife made me a Sex Rewards Chart, where I get points by doing chores and such, and 50 points gets me some action. She refuses to even look at me if I haven't earned the points, and is contemplating sleeping alone in the guest room until I earn more points. FML


I agree, your life sucks (63337) - you deserved it (19812)

On 12/07/2013 at 9:55am - intimacy - by feiedbutter - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to bail my husband out of jail. It turns out that in the Black Friday rush, he beat a guy up just so he could get his hands on the last of a heavily-discounted item. The item in question: a toaster. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42744) - you deserved it (4140)

On 11/29/2013 at 6:55pm - misc - by fleetingmemories (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was quite drunk so I decided to take a piss kneeling down, so I wouldn't miss. I dropped the toilet seat on my little soldier. FML

Today, my parents kicked me out of the house because they were having a party. They gave me twenty bucks to go see a movie. Well, the movie ended pretty quick, but the trauma of seeing my parents in a swingers' orgy will take some time getting over. FML


I agree, your life sucks (72177) - you deserved it (6090)

On 11/25/2013 at 1:16am - intimacy - by why god - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "our priorities aren't the same." Her priorities turned out to be getting into my coworker's pants. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43556) - you deserved it (2854)

On 11/24/2013 at 2:59pm - love - by bsulyingb (man) - United States

Today, my neighbor finally password-protected his wifi. Right in the middle of my timed, online exam. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28957) - you deserved it (91456)

On 11/21/2013 at 5:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I woke up from a drunken one-night-stand. The person I slept with turned out to be heavily pregnant. She tried to convince me that I am the father and that I passed out for 7 months. FML

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