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A07
  • Town/Country : The City Of Darkness, .
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 788
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About A07 : Okay then, lets see. I play basketball as a pointguard and I have a pretty badass jumpshot, music = life, I listen to pretty much anything and everything depending on my mood at the moment, eminem, foo fighters, jay z, my bloody valentine, deadmau5, linkin park, ac-dc, mgk, the fray, david guetta, one republic, panic at the disco are some of the many many names on my playlist. I am a gamer and will not hesitate to kill you in cod, I read books aa lot and I used to be a potterhead, last series I finished was game of thrones so now none of the other's seem good enough (G.R.R.Martin is amazing )
oh yeah, and i'm really tall too, 6'3 :D (no wonder I play basketball right? :p)
last and most importantly, I am addicted to the gym, cant live without it.
I like talking to new people, hit me up sometime!

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Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me a text message saying "It's over!". I sent him maybe a thousand texts saying "Why?", "What do you mean?!" After an hour of crying and whatnot, I realized he had driver's education today and that he was saying the class was over. FML

#20959504
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I agree, your life sucks (28311) - you deserved it (42853)

On 11/16/2013 at 5:06am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I let my sister hold my newborn daughter for the first time. I heard her mutter under her breath, "I could kill you so easily..." FML

Today, while chatting to my mother, I tried to show her a funny website by pasting the URL into a message. After I sent the message, I realised that my browser hadn't copied the URL I wanted to send her, and that I'd actually pasted the previous URL I copied. It was porn. FML

#20957289
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I agree, your life sucks (20157) - you deserved it (40853)

On 11/14/2013 at 5:57am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was accused of stealing when I dropped a $20 bill in front of my boss. His logic: I'm too poor to have a $20 bill and there's no way it was a tip, since our customers are "so stingy". It was a tip and it was going to get me through the rest of the month. He won't give it back. FML

#20957216
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On 11/14/2013 at 2:18am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that shirt sizes don't get longer, they get wider. Being 6ft4, every shirt I try on makes me look like a cheap stripper. FML

#20954733
149 comments

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On 11/12/2013 at 12:31am - misc - by Pongy (man) -

Today, I was at a party with a few of my friends. We saw a guy walking around with bright pink lipstick all over his mouth, so we made a bet to see who could match the lipstick to the girl first. I won. It was my girlfriend's. FML

#20953788
122 comments

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On 11/11/2013 at 10:55am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I got a call from my husband asking me to bail him out from jail. He was arrested after being caught having sex with a waitress in a restaurant bathroom. FML

#20951750
166 comments

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On 11/09/2013 at 6:30pm - intimacy - by f (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML

#20943458
99 comments

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On 11/03/2013 at 4:57am - love - by Whatswrongwithme? (man) - United Kingdom

Today, it's the fourth day of my new diet. I told my friends and family to watch me every time I eat to make sure it's healthy. I got so desperate that I hid some chocolates in my pocket then scarfed them down while pooping. FML

#20941432
141 comments

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On 11/01/2013 at 2:52pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I got a new cell phone number and sent a text to my wife. Playing around, I said, "Hey sexy are you alone yet? I'm ready to come over." She responded with, "Hey, yeah he is at work - did you get a new number?" FML

#20941049
170 comments

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On 11/01/2013 at 3:01am - intimacy - by PapaW - United States (Utah)

Today, I'm severely sunburned and can barely walk properly. My boyfriend keeps telling his friends that it's because of "how hard he gave it to me last night". FML

#20936372
77 comments

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On 10/28/2013 at 12:51am - intimacy - by snowwhite (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML

#20933837
104 comments

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On 10/25/2013 at 7:55pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents at a family dinner. There was plenty of alcohol on offer, as is normal at our get-togethers. She got blind drunk and ended up crying to my mum about how I can't please her because I have a small penis and my oral sucks. FML

#20933730
115 comments

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On 10/25/2013 at 6:08pm - intimacy - by Dick the Greater (man) -

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend taking a dump in the litter box. He said he wanted to know what it felt like for the cat. FML

#20930986
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43242) - you deserved it (5199)

On 10/23/2013 at 12:04pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my best friend went in for her scheduled mammogram, and I sent her a text saying, "How're your boobies?" It was only after I sent it that I realized I'd sent it to my history professor. FML

#20930198
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35434) - you deserved it (9973)

On 10/22/2013 at 12:47pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)



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