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Today, a colleague found out that I struggled with anorexia when young. After ranting about how it's a silly 'Women's disease', he renamed me 'Miss Piggy' and made oinking noises every time I ate something. FML
by missPiggy / 10/26/2015 at 4:27am / Norway / Work
by A07 / 09/09/2015 at 2:48pm / Pakistan (Sindh) / Miscellaneous
Today, even after explaining to my boyfriend that I was self conscious about my breasts because they're slightly misshaped, he still persisted with begging me for a tit pic, saying he would still see me as beautiful. I gave in and sent one. He responded with "LOL WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSSSEE." FML
by YourAverageFckUp / 08/22/2015 at 9:21pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
by failuretolaunch2 / 02/25/2015 at 10:31pm / United States / Intimacy
by TheTacoMan / 02/01/2015 at 4:12pm / Miscellaneous
Today, I finally met my long-distance boyfriend of three years for the first time in person. After an amazing dinner and movie date, we went back to his house, only for him to dump me half an hour later. Not because I wouldn't have sex with him. No, his cat doesn't like me. FML
by dragonfyre73 / 01/06/2015 at 7:32pm / United States (California) / Animals
Today, I went to a club to celebrate New Year's Eve. A cute guy came up to me at the bar and asked my name. I thought my 8 year long dry spell was finally about to end. I smiled and said "Chrissy!" He said "That's a whore's name!" and wandered back off into the crowd. FML
by cakestar9 / 12/31/2014 at 2:39pm / Ireland (Clare) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/17/2014 at 4:07pm / United States / Love
Today, while visiting family, we went to a restaurant to eat. Towards the end of the meal, I went to use the restroom. When I came back, everyone was gone. Everyone had actually gotten into their cars and left without me. I have no idea where I am and no one is answering their phone. FML
by Anonymous / 06/23/2014 at 10:26pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/20/2014 at 7:53pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by mookiemookie01 / 03/27/2014 at 6:34pm / Miscellaneous
by naesha / 03/16/2014 at 9:40pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love
by Sarri / 02/17/2014 at 9:13pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was feeling really good about myself for running and walking everywhere so much so that I was out of breath and panting. Well, until I remembered that I was playing a video game and it was my character that was doing the running around that is. FML
by Tomb Raider Wannabe / 02/17/2014 at 8:57pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
Today, I told my husband how frisky I was feeling, and asked him what he was going to do about it. He reached into our fruit bowl, tossed me a banana and told me to work it out, then returned to his video game. FML
by Anonymous / 02/15/2014 at 5:44pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…