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91hayek

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  • Town/Country : Christchurch, New Zealand
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9149
  • Number of comments : 811
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 27 posted

About 91hayek : Late nights. Long days. No sleep. All play. No smoking. No pets. Pluviophile.

Currently listening to La Dispute - Rooms of the House

91hayek's page activity

Visits<b>Cyntha</b> - 23 hours ago<b>kyletg09</b> - yesterday at 10:12pm<b>cole_tyler42</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 1:08pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 4:58pm<b>Corey122726</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 4:38pm<b>yellow33</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 2:30pm<b>VivaLaColdplay</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 7:26pm<b>aliceaudrey1997</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 6:56am<b>Welshite</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 9:41am<b>andrmac</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 5:46am<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 12:16am<b>rapunzel13</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 9:27pm<b>Malteser95</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 12:57pm<b>joco4</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 6:33am<b>LauraAnn33</b> - the 12/20/2015 at 7:36pm<b>cIouds</b> - the 12/20/2015 at 8:54am<b>vb68</b> - the 12/20/2015 at 2:17am<b>xxmollyxx</b> - the 12/19/2015 at 7:11am

Fucked!<b>Cyntha</b> - 17 hours ago<b>Welshite</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 3:41pm<b>andrmac</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 11:46am<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 6:16am<b>tranced_</b> - the 12/11/2015 at 6:41pm<b>ScarletteEve</b> - the 12/09/2015 at 7:54pm<b>Mons</b> - the 12/07/2015 at 5:46pm<b>TMWhisp</b> - the 12/07/2015 at 2:46pm<b>JerryClark</b> - the 12/07/2015 at 3:53am<b>Masturdebater</b> - the 12/05/2015 at 8:07pm<b>alexisaurus</b> - the 12/02/2015 at 10:24pm<b>olillia</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 10:49pm<b>harookieo</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 4:35am<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 1:48am<b>tanziir1</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 4:59pm<b>Shrekie</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 3:54pm<b>Chloe555</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 3:50am<b>apineapple</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 2:06am

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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91hayek's favorite FMLs

Today, it was my first day working at a dog boarding kennel. I got bit... by my coworker. FML

#21500142
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21687) - you deserved it (1512)

On 12/04/2015 at 7:47pm - animals - by not twilight - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I burped in front of my crush. Well, not really in front of him. I turned around mid-burp and noticed him, not knowing anyone was there. The surprise made me scream a little, which only amplified the burp. So I made this mighty belch-turned-scream noise, while maintaining eye contact with him. FML

#21499543
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18554) - you deserved it (2162)

On 12/03/2015 at 12:33am - love - by killmenow - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, while shopping for Black Friday, I got in line, hoping to get an Xbox One. I spent so long mistakenly standing in line for the bathroom that the store had sold out by the time I realized my mistake. FML

#21497594
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21257) - you deserved it (13498)

On 11/27/2015 at 7:18pm - money - by nitemastr15 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I asked my dad for help on some homework I didn't fully understand. He walked away and came back with a huge bowl of grapes and said, "Here's your brain food." Then he left. FML

#21492877
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20885) - you deserved it (1767)

On 11/15/2015 at 5:12pm - misc - by grapes - United States (New Jersey)

Today, at a bar, I overheard two attractive men speaking in French. I went over and tried to introduce myself with what little French I know. They looked at me like I was crazy and then said in English, "What are you doing?" Turns out they weren't speaking French. FML

Today, my gym teacher ranted about how the government should put all the death row inmates in a coliseum and film them fighting. I guess he lied when he said he only drinks at the weekend. FML

#21488729
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20951) - you deserved it (2379)

On 11/05/2015 at 10:31am - misc - by GoldenSteve - United States (Texas)

Today, my fiancée thought that lowering the volume on her phone would lower the amount of data being used by her streaming songs. FML

#21488577
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22114) - you deserved it (2707)

On 11/04/2015 at 10:32pm - misc - by dBLIZZARD - United States

Today, I saw the pumpkin I had put out for Halloween was starting to get mushy. I went to put it in a trash bag when it slipped out of my hands and burst over my knee. My dog heard the noise, ran into the kitchen and attacked me out of panic. FML

#21488242
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21702) - you deserved it (2217)

On 11/04/2015 at 1:02am - animals - by downgirl - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my parents pranked me hard. They spent breakfast messing with my head, all to convince me that I was dreaming. I got so excited at finally having a lucid dream that I ran outside in my pajamas, yelling "Woo-hoo!" and trying to fly. Nothing happened. People saw. FML

#21475461
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16030) - you deserved it (21847)

On 10/02/2015 at 6:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got confused and said grace before brushing my teeth. FML

#21473108
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21489) - you deserved it (5228)

On 09/26/2015 at 10:24pm - misc - by oops - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I caught my husband and the cat licking the butter together. FML

#21472345
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22727) - you deserved it (2137)

On 09/24/2015 at 7:31pm - misc - by whatdidimarry (woman) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, the girl I like at work surprised me in the otherwise empty break room. She caught me taking part in what might as well have been the Ball-Scratching Olympics. I didn't notice she was behind me until she cleared her throat to get my attention. Shit. FML

#21465088
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20226) - you deserved it (12321)

On 09/06/2015 at 12:55am - misc - by ballthlete (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was visiting my grandmother at her retirement community. Bingo is really popular there and she loves it, so I went thinking it would be a fun activity for us. I won the jackpot and my car got keyed by a group of angry old people. FML

#21465050
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28252) - you deserved it (2226)

On 09/05/2015 at 11:31pm - misc - by earlytermination - United States

Today, I had to explain to my dad how I rear-ended the car in front of me because of a particularly intense banjo solo. FML

#21461958
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12869) - you deserved it (18455)

On 08/29/2015 at 1:09am - misc - by mumfordandsonimdisappointed - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML

#21452187
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24861) - you deserved it (4690)

On 08/05/2015 at 10:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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