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Today, I found out my Nan passed away. My boyfriend came over to comfort me, things got intimate and we ended up having sex. After he came, he chuckled to himself and said, "That one's for you, Nan". FML
by missca / 12/15/2014 at 11:35pm / Australia (South Australia) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/12/2014 at 11:02am / United States (Alaska) / Intimacy
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 2 years after eating in a 5-star restaurant. She said that she wasn't ready and that she would walk home by herself, which she did. A homeless gentleman walked up from behind me, patted me on the back and said, "Bitches man." I cried. FML
by Brasilian29 / 12/11/2014 at 7:01am / United States (California) / Love
Today, my daughter wasn't feeling well, so we allowed her to sleep in bed with us. She snuggled right up with my husband. I felt a little jealous until she turned around and cuddled with me, just long enough to throw up all over me. She then flipped back over and snuggled with her dad. FML
by SickMaMa / 12/09/2014 at 5:39pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by Anonymous / 12/07/2014 at 11:35pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/04/2014 at 2:33pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, while in bed with my boyfriend of 2 years, he mentioned what it would be like if he had sex with anyone other than me. I mentioned the same about him. He quickly yelled, "No, you're a woman. You are mine!" FML
by justagirl / 12/02/2014 at 12:40am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/01/2014 at 10:14pm / United States (Alaska) / Intimacy
Today, I thought it would be cute to put on a Santa hat and ask my crush what he wanted for Christmas. He said "A girlfriend." I took off my Santa hat and yelled "Ta-da!" He added, "An ATTRACTIVE girlfriend." FML
by Anonymous / 11/29/2014 at 11:28am / United States (Oregon) / Love
Today, we spent the day with my grandmother. During a family conversation,, my sweet little grandmother looked me up and down, and without any hesitation said, "I remember you being so beautiful," before looking at my mother, mouthing, "What happened?" and laughing. She's 87. FML
by Anonymous / 11/28/2014 at 7:16am / Australia / Miscellaneous
Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML
by Anonymous / 11/26/2014 at 2:41pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I met my best friend's girlfriend for the first time. After a few hours of talking and eating, she followed me to the bathroom and said, dead serious, ''If you ever touch him or get too close to him, I will cut you''. I've known him for twelve years, they have been dating for a month. FML
by ohwell / 11/24/2014 at 8:44am / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Love
by weirdthingtosay / 11/21/2014 at 4:56am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by jigglypluff / 11/19/2014 at 12:27am / United States (Nebraska) / Intimacy
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- Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, I found myself completely naked, tied to a chair with a slice of ham on each breast. Note to… Today, at Toronto airport, the customs officer checked my passport, then called his colleagues to…