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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 June 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 19915
  • Number of comments : 5243
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About 5t3ff1k4h : You get one of two things: a kudos or a facepalm from me.

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5t3ff1k4h's favorite FMLs

Today, I was awakened from a peaceful sleep by my crazy ex-girlfriend, who apparently copied my key before our break up three months ago. She was on top of me, stroking my beard, whispering: “He looks like Jesus.” FML


I agree, your life sucks (43810) - you deserved it (3500)

On 12/20/2009 at 3:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was standing in line at a coffee shop and I noticed that there was a bug on the guys face in front of me. Trying to be nice I lightly smacked it off. His reaction was to punch me in the face. Repeatedly. FML


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On 12/19/2009 at 11:07am - misc - by Anon (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to take a urine test. I drank a lot of water so that I wouldn't force it. When I got there, I had to pee really bad. The cup was too small and when I relieved my bladder, it was a jet that rebounded off of the cup and overflowed going all over my hands, clothes, toilet, and floor. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14157) - you deserved it (24857)

On 12/18/2009 at 1:42am - misc - by Tib (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was changing the oil on my car. I decided to pretend I was delivering a baby as I was removing the oil filter. I got really into it and was screaming things like "I see the head," and when I removed it, I said "Oh, it's a boy!" As I reach for my rag to clean it, I saw my neighbor's boots. FML

Today, a spider crawled across my glasses' lens. My first reaction was to smack myself in the face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14351) - you deserved it (26380)

On 12/17/2009 at 2:09pm - animals - by ohmy (woman) - Canada

Today, while driving home from work an old homeless man stepped out on front of my car. As I slammed on the brakes the man threw a bag of poo at my windscreen and shouted "Praise The Lord!" before carrying on as if nothing had happened. FML


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On 10/08/2009 at 5:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my daughter used the kids potty chair on her own for the first time. Bad: The bucket was not in it so poo hit the floor. Good: she tried to clean it... Bad: with her socks. Good: she decided to clean the socks. Bad: she used the wall. Good: she finally called dad. FML


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On 09/10/2009 at 3:51am - kids - by Udxero (man) - United States (Texas)

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