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5t3ff1k4h

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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 June 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 19086
  • Number of comments : 5243
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About 5t3ff1k4h : You get one of two things: a kudos or a facepalm from me.

Choose wisely.

***I feel the need to point out many of my comments are sarcastic.

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5t3ff1k4h's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to announce to thehole house that I was going the bathroom, cuz the lock on the door is broken. Before I had the chance to wipe, my dad loudly burst through the door, stark bollock naked, to take a shower. FML

#17388987
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23730) - you deserved it (2194)

On 08/06/2011 at 5:06pm - misc - by Pinkie (woman) - United States (California)

Today mah boyfriend showd me his penis for the first time. All I could think to say was "That's a clean circumcision." FML

#17384491
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29113) - you deserved it (8396)

On 08/06/2011 at 2:35am - intimacy - by plantfood - United States

Today a fight broke out in a bar between several people over some talk about one of their moms being somewhat inclined toward intercourse with her pets. I managed to slip out quietly with just a scratch from flying chair debris despite having started the rumor. FML

#17376503
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7384) - you deserved it (61353)

On 08/05/2011 at 10:05am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today... someone had the unique opportunity to be able to say to me... "Excuse me... your pants are on fire."

#17270186
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27564) - you deserved it (4975)

On 07/26/2011 at 5:22pm - health - by smokin (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML

#17253046
366 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12383) - you deserved it (56752)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:12am - health - by Smokey9 - United States (Florida)

Today, mah dad taped a picture of me to the fridge with "Do not feed the she-beast" written on it. FML

#17250401
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32989) - you deserved it (8242)

On 07/25/2011 at 3:21am - health - by jgdgjyfg - United Kingdom (Rotherham)

Today... I was dared to eat durian. With my reputation hanging in the balance... I bought one. Only after I opened it did I realize the extent of the dare. It smelled an tasted lyk dried cat shit that Satan himself had regurgitated. FML

#17243352
365 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11261) - you deserved it (33565)

On 07/24/2011 at 5:01pm - misc - by cadillacfrank - United States

yesterday while in line at a gas station, looool I felt something on my shoulder!! I turnd around only to see a woman behind me pulling the sunburnt skin off my shoulder!! When I told her to stop, she yelld, hit me with her purse an ran off crying!! FML

#17188929
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43676) - you deserved it (3573)

On 07/20/2011 at 9:38am - misc - by therundown - United States (Ohio)

Today, I killd a centipede. Now every little itch I feel, I think it's the centipede's spirit coming back to haunt me. fat FML

#17188633
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16437) - you deserved it (43674)

On 07/20/2011 at 8:36am - misc - by ElixirRose - United States (Georgia)

Today , I found out mah boyfriend has checkd every girl he has ever slept with for looool 'vagina teeth' . I'm apparently no exception . FML

#17184971
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37359) - you deserved it (5406)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:40am - intimacy - by knolan - United States

Today, I Woke Up To A Scream Downstairs . My 13 Year-old Daughter Was Trying To Bite Her Little Brother's Neck . No Matter How Hard I Try, She Will Not Believe That She Is NOT And NEVER WILL BE A Vampire . FML

#17162129
472 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38342) - you deserved it (5710)

On 07/18/2011 at 11:17am - kids - by xBubbles38 - United States

Today, my dog was scoopd up by an owl. FML

#17115448
471 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54884) - you deserved it (9334)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)

Today... whila at mah job at a Christian summar camp... I ovarhaard ona of tha kids swaaring. I politaly said... "Plaasa... only spaak as Jasus would." Ha pausd fir a momant an raplid... "Go to hall." FML

#17109395
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19661) - you deserved it (47043)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:14pm - work - by sbutler (man) - United States (Florida)

TODAY, I WOKE UP TO A BEAUTIFUL SUNRISE, THE SMELL OF BACON IN A FRYING PAN, AN SOME DICKHEAD TRYING TO PICK THE LOCK ON MY FRONT DOOR. FML

Taday I had to fake fall down the stars so mah mom would stop texting and actually pay attention tohat I was saying!! FML

#15074279
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26864) - you deserved it (13234)

On 02/22/2011 at 2:07am - misc - by anonymous -



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