About 512bigt : im a marijuana advocate with an addiction to good games and good anime. they say its hard out there for a pimp.. but its harder being this awesome.
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by What a happy day / 01/14/2013 at 12:36pm / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
by hnickell93 / 12/10/2012 at 1:37pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by reedcarter / 12/03/2012 at 9:14pm / Miscellaneous
Today, I was slapped across the face by a girl in the waiting room at the dentist's office. She thought I was taking a picture of her breasts with my phone. I was smiling while reading other people's FMLs. FML
by karmamaybe / 12/03/2012 at 3:35pm / United States (South Dakota) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/26/2012 at 12:45am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I woke up to my balls covered in Icy Hot, a big old "fuck you" note from my girlfriend, and my door slamming shut. I'm starting to get the distinct impression I shouldn't have made that off-hand remark last night about her PMSing, after she rage-quit a game of Mario Kart. FML
by dumping time / 11/25/2012 at 5:38pm / United Kingdom (Kent) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/25/2012 at 4:34pm / Netherlands (Noord-Brabant) / Intimacy
by ladylol / 11/24/2012 at 8:54am / United Kingdom (Northamptonshire) / Intimacy
Today, I had a sex dream, which I interrupted by having an OCD-induced panic attack because apparently we weren't using protection. My brain won't even let me enjoy the fantasy action I get in my sleep. FML
by Dead_Fox / 11/21/2012 at 12:48am / United States (Arkansas) / Intimacy
by Jo / 11/21/2012 at 12:42am / United States (California) / Geek
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML
by thinner than you / 11/20/2012 at 4:57pm / United States (New Jersey) / Health
by babyblues / 11/20/2012 at 2:45pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/20/2012 at 12:23pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, I called off my engagement, after finding out my fiancé is cheating on me. I recently started a new job, and in anticipation of getting married, I asked that my username include his surname. They can't be changed, so now I get to log in every day under that sorry bastard's surname. FML
by notAMrs / 11/20/2012 at 12:22pm / United States (Indiana) / Love
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML
by Brian / 11/20/2012 at 10:50am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send… Today, it's the five year anniversary of the day I broke up with my girlfriend to see other people.… Today, while I was watching TV, my boyfriend took my unicorn pillow pet and made it hump my arm. I…