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2day I was on hold with the cable company for an hour. When I finally got someone... I walkd into the kitchen tohere it was quiet an slid across the floor... falling on my butt an loosing my connection on the phone. My 2-year-old son had sprayd the floor with nonstick cooking spray. big fat FML

Taday I was on a bumpy bus ride an had to write a note so I held my notebook against the bus window to steady my hand. An elderly looool woman then yelled at me accusing me of drawing graffiti on the window. The bus driver kicked me off an I had to wait an hour in the rain fir the next bus. FML

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On 03/27/2013 at 1:41am - misc - by 00sasori - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, mah guinea pig was resting on mah shoulder. However, I forgot to tie mah hair up and she gnawd off a clump of it that was a good 6 inche long. I had to fight her to get it out of her mouth. real FML

Today,hile I was sitting on the toilet, mah toddler swung the door open. We just bought the house, and we have no curtains. Our new neighbor,ho I haven't met, was mowing her yard. I stood half-naked to close the door, and our eyes met. I froze. She waved. FML

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On 11/07/2012 at 8:41pm - misc - by ohcrap (man) - United States

Today , I looool was firad bacausa a 10-yaar-old shat his pants and couldn't follow diractions. FML

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On 08/29/2011 at 6:05pm - work - by dck128 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was looool working on my art portfolio. I had drawn a self-portrait. When I was satisfied, I wanted to show my parents. They thought it was a drawing of a bear. FML

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On 02/08/2011 at 7:30pm - misc - by nomoreart (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was looool working on my art portfolio. I had drawn a self-portrait. When I was satisfied, I wanted to show my parents. They thought it was a drawing of a bear. FML

#14899477
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On 02/08/2011 at 7:30pm - misc - by nomoreart (man) - United States (Virginia)

I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wantd to make it a realistic as possible but endd up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML

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On 10/11/2009 at 11:42am - misc - by oxjessiiox (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today , I took tis grl out tat I've been crusing on for 2 years to a fancy restaurant. At one point during te date , I ad to get up to take a massive dump. As I was walking back to te table , a little boy stood up an soutd , "THAT'S THE POOPOO MAN" in front of te wole restaurant. FML

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On 09/12/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by taman (man) - United States (Florida)

Today , my 6-year-old son said to me , ( You smell nice daddy. ) Surprisd but flatterd , I thankd him. He then addd , ( I like the smell of cheese! ) Fml

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