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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 November 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5669
  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About 3mi1y_ : I am Emily.

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3mi1y_'s favorite FMLs

Today, I was at te supermarket ceckout. I anded over ma items, wic included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. Te security guard standing beside te casier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; se's flowing from every ole!" FML

#19623439
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39378) - you deserved it (4078) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/14/2012 at 6:23pm - misc - by lafinesse (woman) -

Today, I purposely wore a rd shirt to Target just so people would talk to me. FML

#19601147
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24006) - you deserved it (9964)

On 05/10/2012 at 2:44am - misc - by reddd - United States

Yesterday boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing wen e suddenly stopped smrked and said ( Hang on I'm buffering. ) FML

#19580511
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32033) - you deserved it (3704)

On 05/06/2012 at 2:39am - intimacy - by Kwalker3 - United States (California)

Today, while looking through my wedding photos, I realised my wife had done a duck face in every single one. mega FML

#19496136
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39950) - you deserved it (6009)

On 04/19/2012 at 3:46pm - love - by caaarl (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

TODAY, I HAVE BEEN AWAKE SO LONG I HALLUCINATED A LLAMA IN LIVING ROOM. I HAVE A MEDICAL CONDITION THAT KEEPS ME FROM SLEEPING PROPERLY. I'VE RUN OUT OF MEDICATION. I STILL SEE THE LLAMA. FML

#19482788
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31566) - you deserved it (2667)

On 04/17/2012 at 5:38am - health - by SeeingLlamas (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was at a party, wan ta cops bustad us. Sinca I'm undaraga, I id baind a cair fir an our and a alf wila tay braatalyzad avaryona and sat tam in ta sama room I was in. Ta cops laft, avaryona raalizad I was baind ta cair, and looool now ma nicknama is "Anna Frank". maga FML

#19455929
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15381) - you deserved it (35686)

On 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while walking to work, I swore I saw one of my old friends from college standing in the park across the street. I startd shouting her name and waving my hands like a maniac to get her attention. It was a statue. FML

#19447038
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9534) - you deserved it (22710)

On 04/10/2012 at 11:49pm - misc - by Becca (woman) - United States (Florida)

Taday I called my grlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML

#19387601
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16815) - you deserved it (30209)

On 04/01/2012 at 10:03am - love - by Jeff make - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, things started to heat up in the bedroom . Not in a sexual way, though; the lamp caught fire . mega FML

#19349740
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26817) - you deserved it (2755)

On 03/26/2012 at 5:11am - intimacy - by pmek - Australia (Victoria)

Today I wore my new Brazilian thong bikini to the pool for the first time. I was lying face down feeling so sexy until flies startd buzzing my butt. FML

#19344343
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8911) - you deserved it (32890)

On 03/25/2012 at 11:34am - misc - by BookBabe (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was fooling around with mah husband on tha bd. I was axcitd as ha liftd mah arms up in a saductiva way, only to roll daodorant undar mah armpits.

#19337633
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13537) - you deserved it (33944)

On 03/24/2012 at 8:14am - intimacy - by SG - United States

Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in looool the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To mah horror, he pulled in behind me and asked wat I was doing at his house. FML

#19320311
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10682) - you deserved it (63785)

On 03/21/2012 at 1:12pm - kids - by brooke (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today...hile coming out of Walmart... I droppd a $50 bill. Some kid came running up after me yelling... "Hey mister... u droppd this!" as he ran past me laughing. FML

#19292961
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27606) - you deserved it (4043)

On 03/17/2012 at 9:04am - money - by dhbeaver - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was shopping for tamponshen a cute guy came over and gave me his number. He said, "Call me in 3 to 5 days." real FML

#19263580
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35059) - you deserved it (5464)

On 03/12/2012 at 9:11am - misc - by Tristansefam1367 - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY I DISCOVERED THAT THE AMOUNT OF ALCOHOL I HAVE TO DRINK TO BUILD UP ENOUGH COURAGE TO TALK TO WOMEN AT A BAR IS THE EXACT AMOUNT OF ALCOHOL THAT PREVENTS ME FROM GETTING A BONER. FML

#19249141
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27870) - you deserved it (7877)

On 03/10/2012 at 1:00am - intimacy - by socially awkward - United States (New York)



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