About 3mi1y_ : I am Emily.
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Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML
by lafinesse / 05/14/2012 at 6:23pm / Miscellaneous
by reddd / 05/10/2012 at 2:44am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Kwalker3 / 05/06/2012 at 2:39am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by caaarl / 04/19/2012 at 3:46pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Love
by SeeingLlamas / 04/17/2012 at 5:38am / United States (Tennessee) / Health
Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML
by Anonymous / 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, while walking to work, I swore I saw one of my old friends from college standing in the park across the street. I started shouting her name and waving my hands like a maniac to get her attention. It was a statue. FML
by Becca / 04/10/2012 at 11:49pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Jeff make / 04/01/2012 at 10:03am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by pmek / 03/26/2012 at 5:11am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by BookBabe / 03/25/2012 at 11:34am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by SG / 03/24/2012 at 8:14am / United States / Intimacy
Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML
by brooke / 03/21/2012 at 1:12pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
by dhbeaver / 03/17/2012 at 9:04am / United States (Virginia) / Money
by Tristansefam1367 / 03/12/2012 at 9:11am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by socially awkward / 03/10/2012 at 1:00am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
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- Today, I'm so forever alone that even my cat doesn't like me anymore. He's only stuck around to eat… Today, as usual, I handle my pet rat. I let him climb on me, I don't mind the mild scratches as I… Today, at my friends work I went to use the restroom and I managed to drop my keys in the toilet. I…