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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 265
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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3DG30FGL0RY's favorite FMLs

Today, while I thought I'd never had an orgasm, my doctor informed me that I'm actually having orgasms almost every time I have sex. They just feel like utterly frustrating, slightly painful, unpleasurable and completely unsatisfying muscle contractions. FML

Today, I was wearing a letterman jacket that had my school name and "Okinawa Japan" on the back. A high school kid walks up to me and says, "I can't forgive you people for bombing Pearl Harbor." I'm black. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45446) - you deserved it (3985)

On 10/29/2013 at 6:31pm - misc - by The_FN_Gunny - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my girlfriend will only speak to me using Lady Gaga lyrics. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36011) - you deserved it (5525)

On 08/31/2011 at 2:31am - love - by ryanlogan - Canada (Alberta)

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