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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 August 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 425
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About 379 : I love to laugh. I like my job. I'm all over Canada and USA. Sarcasm should be taught in school not enough people understand it

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379's favorite FMLs

Today, I returned a rental car and almost got charged extra for the "funky and rotten" smell in the car. I blamed it on a sausage roll, not having the heart to tell the woman it was my fart from a minute before. FML


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On 01/12/2015 at 4:46am - misc - by Anonymous - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Things got heated and I yelled, "Who's your daddy?" With a blank expression she replied, "I don't know." FML


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On 12/28/2014 at 9:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Delaware)

Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend, who was driving down the highway with the windows down. All of a sudden, everything went black. A cattle truck had sped past, and I had been hit by cow faeces travelling at 110km an hour. My boyfriend was hysterical. None of it hit him. FML


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On 05/01/2014 at 10:17am - animals - by Felicityfrank (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, due to my short temper, I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML


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On 04/18/2014 at 7:09am - health - by Ow (man) - United States (Arizona)

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