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About 379 : I love to laugh. I like my job. I'm all over Canada and USA. Sarcasm should be taught in school not enough people understand it
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
Today, I returned a rental car and almost got charged extra for the "funky and rotten" smell in the car. I blamed it on a sausage roll, not having the heart to tell the woman it was my fart from a minute before. FML
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend, who was driving down the highway with the windows down. All of a sudden, everything went black. A cattle truck had sped past, and I had been hit by cow faeces travelling at 110km an hour. My boyfriend was hysterical. None of it hit him. FML
Tuesday 24 November 2015