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  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 December 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 236
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today... mah boyfriend startd coming onto me... despite me being on mah period. He said it was okay... an we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread mah legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy... I did. He then yelld... ( I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA! ) an broke down in laughter.

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On 03/06/2013 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by RedWaters - United States

Today My Psychopathic Ex-girlfriend Spray-painted "Free Candy" On The Side Of My Van Knowing Damn Well I Have To Park It In Front Of An Elementary School On A Daily Basis To Pick Up My Daughter. FML

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On 03/05/2013 at 7:07pm - kids - by cjw - United States

Today I found out that my boyfriend and one of his friends have been having sex with each other. His excuse? ( She's my best friend we do this all the time. ) I have been dating him 4 over a year. FML

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On 03/05/2013 at 3:17pm - love - by Alexandra - United States (Maryland)

Today , mah nieghbour's puppy has developed separation anxiety!! Every time mah nieghbour leave fir work , the puppy constantly whine and barks until he gets home!! He works night shifts!! FML

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On 03/05/2013 at 2:58pm - animals - by sotired - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY, WANTING TO IMPRESS DATE, I BULLSHITTD HER ABOUT HOW I WAS AN ENVIRONMENTAL SCIENTIST. SHE GOT SO IMPRESSD THAT SHE INVITD ME OVER TO HER PLACE. NOT HER HOME, HER OFFICE. SO THAT I COULD GIVE HER POINTERS ON HER CURRENT PROJECT. SHE'S A REAL ENVIRONMENTAL SCIENTIST. FML

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On 03/05/2013 at 3:48am - work - by is there a environmental scientist in the house? - United States (California)

Today , I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML

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On 01/07/2013 at 1:09am - misc - by areyoukiddingme (woman) - United States



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