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Today, I found a book in my attic that I always read when I was a kid. For old times sake I read it again. On the very first page, child me had written, "Go to page 15" so I did. On page 15, in big red letters, it said, "Get bent". I got pranked by myself. FML

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58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29907) - you deserved it (7907)

On 10/19/2014 at 3:27pm - misc - by Deadpool434 (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I finally lost my virginity. Too bad it cost me every last shred of self-respect and involved begging a hooker to take my money. FML

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120 comments

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On 10/10/2014 at 5:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, same as every other night, I sat in my car outside my home, just to avoid going inside. I live alone. FML

Today, my car got towed. My money is in my car and they won't let me open my car to get money until my car is "released". FML

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69 comments

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On 08/16/2014 at 12:30am - money - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Today, the tickets I bought for my favorite band's concert arrived in the mail. The concert was last night. FML

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174 comments

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On 10/27/2013 at 12:11am - misc - by MsConfusedd (woman) - United States

Today, I was at the book store when a book caught my eye: Overcoming Anxiety For Dummies. I wanted to look through the book but I was too nervous to pick it up, thinking everyone in the store would look at me. FML

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111 comments

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On 09/08/2011 at 8:01pm - health - by Mack - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML

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On 09/01/2011 at 11:44pm - kids - by nyaahaha - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I got a graphing calculator and my period. FML

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On 09/27/2010 at 11:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)



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