Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

3051628

Offline (yesterday at 6:22pm) | Search for a member

3051628

31Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 November 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 32924
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About 3051628 : Currently in the second semester of my Junior year studying Geography at Penn State. In general, I'm a very laid back and relaxed guy, and I love listening to music from just about any genre. I also love playing video games (with my newest consoles being the Xbox One and Wii U). I'm not sure what else to put, but feel free to message me. Fair warning though: I'm not the best at responding to messages on here, so if there's a bit of a delay in my response, please don't take it personally.

3051628's page activity

Visits<b>coyotefox</b> - 16 hours ago<b>tin_cup</b> - the 02/11/2016 at 11:16am<b>JuzReading</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 2:18am<b>BlueBaronBitch</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 11:07am<b>sky_R03</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 7:43am<b>thepowerwhithin</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 2:42am<b>cutycat136</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 7:19am<b>lui_pg</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 11:43pm<b>Queen_bee1234</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 6:05am<b>Tyrez</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 8:13pm<b>LPac5295</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 9:25am<b>Bloodknight</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 3:23pm<b>crayon_chomper</b> - the 01/13/2016 at 8:36am<b>KRAZYKILLAKLOWN</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 9:12am<b>weird_adult</b> - the 01/01/2016 at 9:01pm<b>oreily12</b> - the 12/27/2015 at 8:24am<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 12/26/2015 at 6:29pm<b>Jmancw</b> - the 12/26/2015 at 1:42am

Fucked!<b>coyotefox</b> - 10 hours ago<b>Queen_bee1234</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 12:05pm<b>Tyrez</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 4:52pm<b>oreily12</b> - the 12/27/2015 at 2:24pm<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 12/27/2015 at 12:29am<b>psychopolarbear</b> - the 12/01/2015 at 8:06pm<b>One_Way</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 6:46am<b>Ozzien</b> - the 10/19/2015 at 12:47am<b>melons</b> - the 10/15/2015 at 10:07pm<b>tnlander</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 7:58pm<b>1dvs_bstd</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 11:59am<b>beaglegal</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 3:15am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 2:55am<b>Acerhawk</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 3:17am<b>swanheart</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 11:23am<b>martin8337</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 5:16am<b>ElMungia</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 11:10am<b>cheesyfeet2001</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 3:56pm

3051628's FML badges

A new Thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

See all of 3051628's badges

3051628's favorite FMLs

Today, while I was working at a gas station, a man came up to the register with his zipper undone and his penis hanging out in full view. I had to awkwardly hand him his change while trying not to look or make eye contact. FML

#21506054
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20118) - you deserved it (1499)

On 12/20/2015 at 11:24pm - work - by forever damaged - United States (New York)

Today, my now ex-fiancée confessed that "our" child is most likely actually hers and my father's. FML

#21505729
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27680) - you deserved it (1536)

On 12/20/2015 at 3:25am - kids - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I spent the only money I had left for lunch only to take two bites before a seagull snatched my burger from my hands. I had to shamefully start walking back to work with a pair of girls laughing at me and an empty stomach. FML

#21505447
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21625) - you deserved it (1691)

On 12/19/2015 at 9:30am - animals - by shibs - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was listening to music on my phone and reading posts on here. I laughed hysterically at one, then noticed my parents shooting me outraged looks. Turned out I laughed while a news reporter was talking about a brutal rape that just happened in our city. FML

#21505195
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22489) - you deserved it (2989)

On 12/18/2015 at 3:46pm - misc - by for the whored (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out why my history grade is so low: the kid in front of me takes my homework, writes his name on it, and passes it off as his own. FML

#21505155
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22909) - you deserved it (1669)

On 12/18/2015 at 1:16pm - misc - by Tejanoswhy -

Today, my husband finally revealed that he's been secretly buying a particular brand of spicy chicken, eating it on his way home from work. He does it because it makes his farts smell just the way he likes it under the duvet when we go to bed. FML

#21505151
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21280) - you deserved it (1762)

On 12/18/2015 at 12:49pm - misc - by tara (woman) - Switzerland (Zug)

Today, I started my new job at a small business. I was pretty excited to finally be working, until I found out the big boss is a creeper and sees no problem making comments such as "You're way more interesting than the rest of these slope-eyed fucks." FML

#21505072
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19329) - you deserved it (1524)

On 12/18/2015 at 5:17am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I turned 18. My dad congratulated me and gifted me his collection of old porn magazines. Not bad, dad, but perhaps not during family dinner next time. FML

#21504691
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24694) - you deserved it (2126)

On 12/17/2015 at 4:10am - intimacy - by NotSoComfortable (man) - Italy (Veneto)

Today, during a family dinner, I witnessed my younger brother casually slip his hand down the back of his pants, take it out, sniff each finger individually, before stirring his hand in his spaghetti and continue to eat normally. I was the only one who saw this. FML

#21504620
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21013) - you deserved it (1421)

On 12/16/2015 at 10:42pm - kids - by who wants spaghetti - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, some guy I don't know walked up to me and told me that he's determined to sleep with my girlfriend, then walked away while giving me the finger. I've never seen him before in my life. FML

#21504604
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22115) - you deserved it (1599)

On 12/16/2015 at 9:55pm - intimacy - by MystoganFT - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went for a soak in a mineral hot pool to relax after a stressful day teaching middle school. There were 120 middle schoolers there on a school trip. FML

#21504328
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23839) - you deserved it (1887)

On 12/16/2015 at 4:10am - kids - by Teacher (woman) - New Zealand (Bay of Plenty)

Today, my wife knelt down in front me to give me a blowjob. As she took my underwear off a moth flew out of them. I've got no idea how it got there but I was cock-blocked by a moth. FML

#21503854
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26010) - you deserved it (5455)

On 12/14/2015 at 11:50pm - intimacy - by Moth_Balled (man) - Australia

Today, I found out my girlfriend is a full-on, wants-to-be-banged-by-a-horse furry. FML

#21503215
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26096) - you deserved it (3197)

On 12/13/2015 at 6:47am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I confessed to my coworker that I'm interested in her romantically. She turned me down, saying that I'm a great guy, but that she basically doesn't want mixed-race children. She said she isn't racist, though, so I guess it's all okay, right? FML

#21503177
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23996) - you deserved it (3075)

On 12/13/2015 at 2:45am - love - by disgusted (man) - United States (Utah)



FML's blog

  • Eni's illustrated FML
  • Greetings worshipers of lines and colours! This week, with the help of a talented young illustrator we’re checking kids out. No, not like that. Damn, that sounded bad. We’re taking a different look a…

Friday 12 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: