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3051628

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 November 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 30044
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About 3051628 : Currently studying Meteorology at Penn State University, and I'm headed into the first semester of my Junior year. In general, I'm a relaxed, laid back guy. I love listening to music from nearly any genre and I also love to play video games. The newest two consoles I have are the Xbox One and Wii U. Another hobby of mine is going on long walks (while listening to music of course). I'll the past I've played basketball, soccer, tried some fencing, and a little football. I've been on this app almost every day since I first happened upon it roughly seven years ago.
I'm not sure what else to put. If there's anything else you'd like to know l, feel free to message me. Unfortunately, I'm not the best at answering messages quickly on here, so if I don't answer for a while it's nothing personal.

3051628's page activity

Visits<b>klutzyduck1</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 8:46pm<b>tnlander</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 2:25pm<b>Blackhawk706</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 10:37am<b>IronMan_Mk43</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 7:24am<b>1dvs_bstd</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 5:59am<b>beaglegal</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 9:15pm<b>je_suis_petit</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 1:42pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/04/2015 at 10:23am<b>cristinewest</b> - the 08/04/2015 at 3:40am<b>Yazoo77</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 11:17pm<b>JustATeenageMess</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 3:35am<b>strugglingatlife</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 10:29pm<b>marktimemark</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 11:44pm<b>dhuzz</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 7:21pm<b>buckstop1</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 11:49pm<b>Iwtumn</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 7:00am<b>Attacksloth</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 6:18pm<b>mds9986</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 3:30am

Fucked!<b>tnlander</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 7:58pm<b>1dvs_bstd</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 11:59am<b>beaglegal</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 3:15am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 2:55am<b>Acerhawk</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 3:17am<b>swanheart</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 11:23am<b>martin8337</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 5:16am<b>ElMungia</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 11:10am<b>cheesyfeet2001</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 3:56pm<b>Lesser</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 9:27pm<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 3:01am<b>boredSOLDIER</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 6:18pm<b>je_suis_petit</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 5:51pm<b>SlowDownImaNoob</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 7:00pm<b>Firegirl741</b> - the 02/09/2015 at 6:58am<b>watermelon15</b> - the 02/08/2015 at 6:19am<b>HighasaCloud</b> - the 02/06/2015 at 12:38am<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 01/29/2015 at 3:58pm

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Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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3051628's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. It got hot and intense and we were really into it, until she blurted out, "Oh baby, rub your penis against mine". FML

Today, the girl I've loved for years kissed me. Then she started crying and wiping her mouth, and had a panic attack. I had to help her through it, tell her that it was no big deal, and that it would never happen again. FML

Today, I found out what mouse intestines squashed against my bare feet feels like. FML

#21451813
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24112) - you deserved it (2409)

On 08/04/2015 at 3:19pm - animals - by whydoihavecats - United Kingdom

Today, my boss made me type up my own written warning, where I had to trash myself and describe my own "shocking incompetence". All the department heads are going to receive a copy of this. FML

#21451804
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22115) - you deserved it (2791)

On 08/04/2015 at 3:06pm - work - by ksa (man) - Poland (Slaskie)

Today, I met my wife's mistress, at the maternity ward in the hospital, after she gave birth to our second child. FML

#21451505
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23042) - you deserved it (1927)

On 08/03/2015 at 9:28pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)

Today, my roommates decided to do some experimental baking. To be supportive, I tried one of their creations. I've been alternating between vomiting and diarrhea for the past hour. My jaw is sore from vomiting, and I can barely muster the energy to flush between "switching sides" anymore. FML

#21451161
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24870) - you deserved it (2060)

On 08/03/2015 at 1:31am - health - by sendhelp - United States (Utah)

Today, I took a dump at work, when I realized there was no toilet paper left. There was another guy in the room, so I asked him for some. He decided he'd rather dump all the rolls of paper into the other toilets, before wishing me luck and walking out while laughing his ass off. FML

#21450797
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27241) - you deserved it (2174)

On 08/02/2015 at 9:32am - work - by FUCKFACECUNT (man) - United Arab Emirates (Abu Dhabi)

Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML

#21450770
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22966) - you deserved it (2632)

On 08/02/2015 at 5:16am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada

Today, I witnessed my dad spreading his ass cheeks to show my mom the rashes his hemorrhoids are giving him. FML

#21450116
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22820) - you deserved it (1992)

On 07/31/2015 at 4:48pm - misc - by smf_ds - Portugal (Porto)

Today, I was changing my clothes with my dog in the room. As I took off my shirt, he looked at me, ran into the corner, and threw up. Well that's a confidence booster. FML

#21450074
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24818) - you deserved it (2385)

On 07/31/2015 at 2:55pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I went to a frozen yogurt stand with my dad. One of the flavors was called "Juicy Cherry." I had to stand there and watch in horror as he told the woman running the stand all about how he'd like to taste her juicy cherry. FML

#21450062
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25027) - you deserved it (1804)

On 07/31/2015 at 2:28pm - misc - by ppema (man) - United States

Today, I found out why I was always picked up last from school. My parents didn't want the other parents to find out I was their kid. FML

#21449647
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25395) - you deserved it (1740)

On 07/30/2015 at 6:35pm - kids - by Lonely School Kid - Canada

Today, I had to sit through an entire conversation where my sister and her boyfriend sent voice messages to one another, of their farts. FML

#21449629
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21861) - you deserved it (1816)

On 07/30/2015 at 6:04pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, at a baseball game, I smiled and waved at the little girl in front of me. She cried. FML

Today, I was relaxing in bed with an arm kind of behind my head, when I noticed a huge spider resting on my armpit. My sister said my screaming sounded like a "witch being burned to death" for all of 5 seconds before I realized the "spider" was just my armpit hair. FML

#21449022
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20749) - you deserved it (9788)

On 07/29/2015 at 10:41am - misc - by fack (man) - United States (California)



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