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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 November 1995 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 40540
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About 3051628 : Currently a second semester Junior at Penn State studying geography, with minors in GIS and climatology. In general, I'm pretty laid back and quiet. I love listening to music from nearly any genre, playing video games, watching anime from time to time (it's good stuff, sue me) and martial arts (currently a first degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do). I'm a pretty straightforward person, and can't stand liars and hypocrites; honesty is something I've always held a deep appreciation for.

I'm honestly not sure what else to put, I suck at making bios. Any questions? Feel free to ask! Be forewarned though, I'm not the best at messaging on here, so if I don't respond for a while, please don't take it personally.

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3051628's favorite FMLs

Today, I was trying to use the video editing software on my computer for a group project. It then wanted me to purchase another program that cost over $130. One of my teammates told me to buy it, because, "I could afford to skip a few lunches." FML

by santabelly / 12/01/2016 at 11:44pm / Work

Today, my reflexes kicked in when I saw a hot glue gun falling. FML

by ghostninja4593 / 12/01/2016 at 10:48pm / United States (Iowa) / Health

Today, I had dinner with my boyfriend's family. His 3-year-old nephew came running for a hug. At the last second, he darted past my arms and bit me on the ass. FML

by buttpain / 12/01/2016 at 1:29pm / Kids

Today, at school, we were supposed to say something that we are thankful for. When I was about to speak, one of the girls at my table said, "It's okay, you can say PornHub." FML

by Bonngoo / 11/17/2016 at 1:17pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I tried to make things less awkward by complimenting my Tai Chi partner's ring and he says, "Thanks, it's a purity ring!" I said, "I used to have one of those. Would you believe me if I said I lost it in a river?" Now my entire Tai Chi class thinks I lost my virginity in a river. FML

by Lizzy / 11/10/2016 at 10:01pm / Intimacy

Today, my country elected a man who thinks global warming is a hoax. FML

by mycountryisdumb / 11/09/2016 at 1:54am / United States (Alaska) / Miscellaneous

Today, I hit the gym. With my car. FML

by SnapeIsGood / 11/08/2016 at 4:44am / Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg) / Health

Today, my mom asked me if I was a lesbian because I haven't brought a guy home in over 7 years. Nope. I'm just a crazy cat lady, minus the cats. FML

by Crazy Cat-less Lady / 10/31/2016 at 12:38am / Love

Today, my boyfriend and I fell asleep twice during sex. FML

by bandeek / 10/23/2016 at 2:52pm / Intimacy

Today, my wife and I were born on the same day, married on our birthday date. Today is our birthday and anniversary, and today we are getting divorced. FML

by GlennGuagmire / 10/23/2016 at 2:23am / Saudi Arabia (Ash Sharqiyah) / Holidays

Today, I found out how my salesmen are "entertaining" themselves since they were told they can't have their cell phones on them. They are pulling straws to see who will pretend to trip and fall face-first onto the floor in front of customers. FML

by bossproblems / 10/17/2016 at 2:47pm / United States (Florida) / Work

Today, I skipped class and went to back my apartment early. I found that my roommate had broken into my room and was laying in my bed wearing my underwear, taking pictures of herself. Apparently, she's been doing it all semester. FML

by NewRoommateNeededASAP / 10/12/2016 at 9:29pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I discovered that my roommate is a drug dealer and has been keeping her product in our flat. I discovered this when several police officers broke down my bathroom door and arrested me while I was in the shower. FML

by wreckdit / 10/12/2016 at 7:55pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, while taking my toddler for a walk with the dog, he threw a tantrum and rammed one well-aimed finger directly up the poor dog's pooper. FML

by JEHR / 10/07/2016 at 3:21am / Canada (British Columbia) / Kids

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Today, I was with my boyfriend. He got up, shut the blinds and turned around to say, "I don't usually shut the blinds, but no one can see this." Assuming we were going to have sex, I took my pants off. He asked me what I was doing, then sat down to eat an entire tub of ice cream. FML

by anonymous / 10/01/2016 at 5:00am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy