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2crazy2care
  • Town/Country : California, USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 December 1976 (37 years)
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About 2crazy2care : I'm depressed, FML

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Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert for an hour, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30262) - you deserved it (3223)

On 09/24/2010 at 6:22am - misc - by Andrew - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was in a store when a child looked at me and said to his mother "look at that tall man!" His mother replied "he's an evil giant isn't he, darling?" I then mimed being an evil giant to make the kid laugh. His mother slapped me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32099) - you deserved it (4294)

On 09/21/2010 at 8:44am - kids - by cganon - United Kingdom



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