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281go
  • Town/Country : Houston, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 March 1992 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 3197
  • Number of comments : 105
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About 281go : My mojo so dope.....................

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Today, I was about to lose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 years, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm not making this up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (248052) - you deserved it (14289)

On 05/03/2009 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was sifting through my parents old home movies. I put in one and was horrified to see my parents having sex. I immediately ejected the tape and looked at the label. It said "Bermuda, 1989". They've told me I was conceived in Bermuda around that time. I've seen my own conception. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (164177) - you deserved it (32119)

On 03/16/2009 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by ihatevideos (man) - United States (Oregon)



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