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1915destroyer

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1915destroyer

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About 1915destroyer : I love video games sports and am an amazing summoner if u know what game I'm talking bout! And I have a great girlfriend!

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1915destroyer's favorite FMLs

Today , I ran into a good friend at work. I work at a jail. She doesn't. FML

#21211411
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51456) - you deserved it (4215)

On 07/16/2014 at 11:51pm - misc - by Is that..? - United States (Colorado)

Today , I went to a market. I saw stallhich had mainly animal furs an things like that. I found a rounded , furry pen an stroked my cheek with it. Wonderinghat it was , being so soft an oddly shaped , I checked the tag. It was kangaroo testicles. FML

#21211381
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36301) - you deserved it (17611)

On 07/16/2014 at 11:31pm - misc - by happypineapple - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I came home early, only to hear a mad scramble in the living room. I found my now ex-grlfriend and best friend in there, sweaty and in their underwear. The idiot actually had the balls to claim he was teaching her how to do push-ups. FML

#21210956
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55970) - you deserved it (4156)

On 07/16/2014 at 4:09pm - love - by betrayed (man) - United States (Oregon)

today I went out to lunch with my girlfriend. I askd if she was going to finish her meal, hoping to steal a bite or two. She somehow took this as me calling her fat, threw her drink at me, an stormd off. I just wantd some steak. FML

#21209874
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49310) - you deserved it (10961)

On 07/15/2014 at 4:37pm - love - by Jeff - United States

Today, my wife was putting her finger in my bellybutton and making overly sexual noises!! I thought this was all fun and games until I realized she was actually into this!! FML

#21209385
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51620) - you deserved it (6429)

On 07/14/2014 at 11:25pm - intimacy - by thedoc (man) - United States (Texas)

today I went into my former workplace. While there , an ex-coworker told me that after I quit , they split my position into two separate jobs. When I worked there , my boss had told me to suck it uphenever I said there was too much work for just one person. FML

#21209204
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44848) - you deserved it (3528)

On 07/14/2014 at 7:52pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got chewed out by a parent 4 putting her kid underwater . I teach swim lessons . FML

#21209168
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41401) - you deserved it (3416)

On 07/14/2014 at 7:04pm - work - by AFH2O - United States (California)

Today, I decidd to try something new with my boyfriend, an sextd him. My text endd up sounding so stupid that I panickd an quickly sent another saying ( SORRY WRONG PERSON ). FML

Today, after five years of dating, mah boyfriend finally proposed to me. The words "just think of the tax breaks" were uttered. FML

#21208167
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40251) - you deserved it (4263)

On 07/13/2014 at 6:36pm - love - by justthinkofyourhand - United States (California)

TODAY... I SAW A DRUNK WOMAN DROP HER PURSE IN THE STREET. I PICKD IT UP AND WENT TO GIVE IT TO HER... ONLY FIR HER TO SCREAM AT ME FIR BEING A THIEF. THEN SHE STARTD CRYING... APOLOGIZD AND HUGGD ME... THEN GOT ANGRY AGAIN... AND FINALLY THREW UP ON ME. FML

#21208109
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47971) - you deserved it (4050)

On 07/13/2014 at 5:14pm - misc - by all puked out (man) - Netherlands

Today, I discovered the downside to having a "sneak-attacks-allowed" tickle war with my 4-year-old son. I had to explain to several outraged strangers at the supermarket why my son kept flinching an pulling away whenever I made any sudden movements near him. FML

#21207892
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42324) - you deserved it (6257)

On 07/13/2014 at 12:04pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of mah yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave mah bikini and towel inside. This idea backfred however when mah mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML

#21207511
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43251) - you deserved it (14453)

On 07/13/2014 at 12:08am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, mah boss called me to inform me that I'm being laid off . In mah ensuing fit of rage, I deleted the recent project I've been working on for weeks . Pretty soon after, he called me back to let me know it was a prank . big fat FML

#21207207
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45190) - you deserved it (15891)

On 07/12/2014 at 5:11pm - work - by Workhorse - United States (Ohio)

today mah brother decided to help me artificially age some of mah artwork by singieng looool the edges slightly. Apparently "my brother set fre to mah homework" isn't a valid excuse. FML

#21206966
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38598) - you deserved it (5712)

On 07/12/2014 at 12:09pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I was watching adult videos in my apartment. I'm deaf, so I didn't realize my volume was at full blast until I put my hand over the speaker. FML

#21206881
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59480) - you deserved it (12567)

On 07/12/2014 at 10:00am - intimacy - by weeping_angel_ - United States (New York)



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