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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 April 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3317
  • Number of comments : 277
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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150493x's favorite FMLs

Today, I was so lonely that I left the TV on for company. The power went out. FML

#16703707
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34882) - you deserved it (5565)

On 06/16/2011 at 11:25pm - misc - by Lonely (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I was working the register at our local McDonald's. After a strange man left a massive order, he said, "Can I pay you in gummy worms?" FML

#16690191
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37379) - you deserved it (4207)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:37am - work - by Hank Gummyworm - United States (Michigan)

Today, I missed my flight because I was held in airport security because I'd "threatened" an employee. He had confiscated my eyelash curler and jokingly I asked if he thought I was going to curl him to death. He didn't laugh. FML

#16685518
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38988) - you deserved it (9620)

On 06/15/2011 at 10:42pm - misc - by missy - United States (Alaska)

Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML

#16677911
336 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70730) - you deserved it (12403)

On 06/15/2011 at 2:00pm - love - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my son's homework was to write a story about what he wants to be when he grows up. He wrote that he plans on being unemployed and living at home until we throw him out, then he'll live under a bridge. He's only 12, but already planning for a future as an unemployed bum. FML

#16676970
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37528) - you deserved it (8317)

On 06/15/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by Seriously (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML

#16661874
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59276) - you deserved it (5014)

On 06/14/2011 at 2:37pm - love - by hatelife - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was arrested for carrying a dangerous weapon. I was on my way home from the shop where I'd bought a new kitchen knife. FML

#16657844
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37074) - you deserved it (3546)

On 06/14/2011 at 6:47am - misc - by lalala (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boyfriend and I tried to give his cat medicine. Unfortunately, it reacted in a way it never had before: clawed his arms to bits, bit him so hard a tooth fell out, peed everywhere, including on me, and pooped on the carpet. FML

#16574286
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33496) - you deserved it (5777)

On 06/09/2011 at 3:20am - animals - by CatLady (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I received a phone call from my old boss asking me why I wasn't at work, to which I responded, "Because you fired me yesterday". He didn't say anything, and hung up. FML

#16480266
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40541) - you deserved it (3256)

On 06/03/2011 at 5:57am - work - by xmeatballx21 - United States (South Dakota)

Today, I saw a YouTube video of a guy scratching a knife and a screwdriver on his iPod, and at the end he showed how there were no scratches and the screen was still clean. I took my iPod touch and did the same with a knife. It didn't work. FML

#5355612
496 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23166) - you deserved it (260239)

On 09/19/2009 at 5:36pm - misc - by MgmEboy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML

#4976961
437 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21349) - you deserved it (389035)

On 09/01/2009 at 2:05pm - work - by Hairball (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I found out that just because your boyfriend asks you to marry him doesn't mean that he will show up at the wedding. FML

#3890041
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (238879) - you deserved it (14853)

On 07/19/2009 at 9:06pm - love - by Loveless (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML

#2275729
750 comments

I agree, your life sucks (302104) - you deserved it (164294)

On 05/25/2009 at 2:05pm - love - by Angelofkarma (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)



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