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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 April 1993 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3622
  • Number of comments : 277
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Visits<b>Oihana</b> - the 08/14/2016 at 12:13pm<b>Splandido</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 3:38am<b>fantasyworld</b> - the 07/31/2016 at 4:46pm<b>jackthekeeper</b> - the 07/26/2016 at 4:34am<b>Blizzicus</b> - the 07/24/2016 at 5:59am<b>thatoneguy255</b> - the 07/13/2016 at 3:03am<b>MitchRapp</b> - the 06/24/2016 at 3:23pm<b>jbuckets_404</b> - the 06/11/2016 at 2:50am<b>xKG33x</b> - the 05/24/2016 at 8:39am<b>tyler530</b> - the 05/18/2016 at 6:17pm<b>crazy_bananas</b> - the 05/17/2016 at 2:36am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/09/2016 at 3:36pm<b>Zatalmas</b> - the 05/07/2016 at 9:49am<b>alexjoseph5575</b> - the 03/27/2016 at 5:40pm<b>sexymomo1234</b> - the 03/21/2016 at 12:01am<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 03/19/2016 at 1:01am<b>tweak2011</b> - the 03/10/2016 at 9:07pm<b>Hilda_x</b> - the 03/08/2016 at 8:12am

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/09/2016 at 9:36pm<b>Hilda_x</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 2:14am<b>dextrementor</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 12:50am<b>Queen_bee1234</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 11:55am<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 11/15/2015 at 3:45am<b>Envy22</b> - the 10/28/2015 at 10:50pm<b>dk1991</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 7:21pm<b>moron011</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 6:11am<b>jacky75</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 7:38am<b>fatman1970</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 11:23am<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 9:10am<b>tiwan</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 4:45am<b>codlover23</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 6:49am<b>Matheo</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 9:52pm<b>bhale0112</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 4:46pm<b>SimplyCody</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 12:01pm<b>mostmontoya</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 8:02am<b>dcam13</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 7:46am

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150493x's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband and I broke the news to my 10-year-old son that in about 8 months, he'll have a baby brother or sister. I knew he never wanted a sibling, but I didn't expect him to throw a tantrum, then look at me through teary eyes and scream, "Why can't you keep your fucking legs closed?" FML

by Anonymous / 06/10/2015 at 12:13pm / United States (Kentucky) / Kids

Today, my fiancé said "Rachel" instead of my name when asked to repeat, "I take thee, Emily, to be my lawfully wedded wife." I was shocked, so he explained while laughing that he doesn't even know a Rachel. He ruined our wedding for a Friends quote. FML

by Emliy / 08/01/2014 at 1:06am / United States (Illinois) / Love

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Today, I had my first interview in over a year. I panicked and passed out. FML

by s13495 / 10/24/2013 at 11:52am / United Kingdom (Kingston upon Hull, City of) / Work

Today, my girlfriend made bacon sandwiches for lunch. I didn't want to be rude, but I couldn't help but mention that the bacon smelled and tasted weird. I thought it may have expired. She said not to worry because she used the dry bacon under the counter. Those were dog treats. FML

by Undercooked / 09/24/2013 at 3:08pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, I woke up and found $30 slipped under my door with a note that read, "Please buy yourself a quieter vibrator. -Mom and Dad." FML

by anon / 09/09/2013 at 11:15am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy

Today, when my husband asked me what the password to my new computer is, I told him it was the month and year of our marriage. He couldn't figure out the password. FML

by Anonymous / 09/08/2013 at 1:42am / United States (Alabama) / Love

Today, I was prank called yet again by someone asking for a game that was released over 10 years ago. The store I work at only sells modern titles, and I angrily slammed the phone down. My boss saw and fired me on the spot. FML

by rashpimplezitz / 09/08/2013 at 12:22am / United States (California) / Work

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Today, a week after my dad discovered Family Guy and started mindlessly repeating catchphrases from it 24/7, I finally lost my temper and told him how incredibly annoying it is. He just paused, turned to look me in the eyes, and said, "Shut up, Meg." FML

by Anonymous / 09/06/2013 at 6:56pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, while baking, I was joined by my roommate who doesn't really cook. I was making a batch of dough and she volunteered to help. After showing her how to knead, she really got into it. Afterwards, I asked why she wanted to help. "It really cleans my nails", she said. FML

by 4_and_20_blackbits / 08/26/2013 at 4:38am / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found my elderly neighbour on all fours in my garden eating my flowers. FML

Today, I took my driving test. As I was about to turn at a green light, a car sped toward us from the other direction, running a red light. My instructor failed me because I stopped to avoid getting rammed. Apparently I should have kept going, because it was my right of way. FML

by Anonymous / 08/10/2013 at 3:28pm / United States (North Carolina) / Transportation

Today, my boyfriend suggested that we become "drug dealers" because I'm a chemistry student and he's seen a few episodes of Breaking Bad. FML

by Bnewlove / 07/31/2013 at 12:50am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love

Today, my step-brother said to me, "If we weren't related I would fuck you so hard." Mom says I should "be grateful for such a nice compliment." FML

by PrettyScared / 07/29/2013 at 11:07am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, a kid was ranting that "people these days are so rude" and that "things were much better in the '50s." Annoyed, I asked the delusional twat what was so great about the racial segregation, rampant sexism, homophobia, and all the rest back then. He responded by punching me. FML

by "people these days" / 07/19/2013 at 4:36pm / United States (Virginia) / Health

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at his parents' house. I was overjoyed. His mom hugged me with tears in her eyes. His father, who never really spoke before, hugged me a few hours later when we were alone, his hands traveling to my ass and whispering, "I can change your mind." FML

by ilivehere / 07/17/2013 at 10:20am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous