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13BlackCat
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 13 December 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 24765
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About 13BlackCat : art college is my life from august to may. the rest of the time i actually have time to live

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Today, they were handing out free razors in the mall. I went up to get my free sample, but the woman just smiled and said, "Sorry honey, they're sharp, and not for children." I'm 25. FML

#84898
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38855) - you deserved it (2176)

On 02/20/2009 at 12:17am - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)

Today, in school my shoulder was killing me from a softball injury. I went to the nurse's office and asked "Can I have some ice?" They responded with "Why, what happened to your face?" FML

#75712
27 comments

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On 02/19/2009 at 2:09am - misc - by Offended (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, in school my shoulder was killing me from a softball injury. I went to the nurse's office and asked "Can I have some ice?" They responded with "Why, what happened to your face?" FML

#75712
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41333) - you deserved it (2361)

On 02/19/2009 at 2:09am - misc - by Offended (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML

#75299
43 comments

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On 02/19/2009 at 1:14am - animals - by zac545 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML

#75299
43 comments

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On 02/19/2009 at 1:14am - animals - by zac545 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was feeling really upset and called my boyfriend. He said "Can you feel upset a little later? I'm watching a movie." FML

#69146
50 comments

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On 02/18/2009 at 3:35pm - love - by noname (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML

#69080
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40033) - you deserved it (3810)

On 02/18/2009 at 3:26pm - misc - by wnrz (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got talking to a really hot guy at a party. He told me that he was only here because he heard the host would sleep with anyone, and he and his buddies had a bet going. It was my party. FML

#67236
37 comments

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On 02/18/2009 at 9:15am - love - by Sandra (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I got talking to a really hot guy at a party. He told me that he was only here because he heard the host would sleep with anyone, and he and his buddies had a bet going. It was my party. FML

#67236
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On 02/18/2009 at 9:15am - love - by Sandra (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I got talking to a really hot guy at a party. He told me that he was only here because he heard the host would sleep with anyone, and he and his buddies had a bet going. It was my party. FML

#67236
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On 02/18/2009 at 9:15am - love - by Sandra (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I went out to dinner with my family. I was given a kids menu when the hostess sat us down. I'm 24. FML

#62239
42 comments

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On 02/17/2009 at 6:23pm - misc - by morg2000 - Mexico

Today, I went to a plastic surgeon's office with a friend. The doctor walked in and before he could look at the consult papers, he started explaining the lipo suction procedure to me. I had to interrupt him and tell him that I was only there for support for my friend's nose job. FML

#61582
15 comments

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On 02/17/2009 at 4:53pm - health - by tigerfiend (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I told my boyfriend that I was afraid our future children would be fat and ugly. He reassured me, saying that he was sure our spawn would take on after him. FML

#59488
36 comments

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On 02/17/2009 at 3:30am - love - by Noname (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, as I sat on my couch heartbroken from a very recent breakup, my mother walked up to me and in a very comforting voice said, "maybe he left you for someone else." FML

#45956
24 comments

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On 02/15/2009 at 6:51am - misc - by too bad so sad (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, as I sat on my couch heartbroken from a very recent breakup, my mother walked up to me and in a very comforting voice said, "maybe he left you for someone else." FML

#45956
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37887) - you deserved it (1748)

On 02/15/2009 at 6:51am - misc - by too bad so sad (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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