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Today, I approached a cute girl at a club, when she started barking at me like a rabid dog. Thinking she might be mentally unhinged, I left, only to see the same girl laughing her ass off with her friends minutes later. When I went back over, her friends started barking at me too. FML
by Anonymous / 06/05/2012 at 3:34pm / United States (Idaho) / Miscellaneous
by Imrickar / 04/30/2011 at 1:06am / United States / Love
by me / 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm / United States / Kids
Today, I woke up after a dream where I got it good from none other than Arnold Schwarzenegger. The problem? I'm a guy, and straight. Apparently my subconscious has a fetish for old Austrian bodybuilders. FML
by Anonymous / 12/04/2010 at 6:23am / Sweden (Skane Lan) / Intimacy
Today, I went to my Calculus lecture, one of a class of 200 people. As I looked down I noticed that a guy a few rows in front of me was on Facebook. When I took a closer look, I noticed he was viewing my profile. He stalked the profile for a full 45 minutes. I have never met this guy in my life. FML
by Anonymous / 11/24/2010 at 5:00pm / Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador) / Love
by ohmylordy / 10/29/2010 at 1:48am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, when I stopped at a light, I tossed a banana peel into a field along the side of the road. The man behind me got out of his car, picked up the banana peel and threw it back into my car at me. When I tried to tell him it was biodegradable, he told me to "stop making up words." FML
by Anonymous / 10/01/2010 at 9:47am / United Kingdom / Transportation
by anon / 07/31/2010 at 1:04pm / Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador) / Intimacy
by Goody2shoes / 07/21/2010 at 12:08pm / India (Maharashtra) / Health
by blank / 07/21/2010 at 9:52am / United States / Health
by prevostsrocklike / 05/11/2009 at 8:38am / United States (Tennessee) / Animals
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