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1337Anonymous911
  • Town/Country : Everywhere
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 December 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 332
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About 1337Anonymous911 : We are Anonymous. We are Legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us.

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Today, I was at the airport. I was on my way to see my dad for the first time since I was 4. Whilst I was waiting for my dad to find me, a strange man started flirting with me. Irritated, I told him I was waiting for my dad to get me, and to f*ck off. The strange man was my father. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33143) - you deserved it (3336)

On 07/03/2012 at 7:01pm - misc - by BunniesOnAcid - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was walking past a homeless guy while smoking; he asked if he could have a cigarette. So I gave him one and said without thinking, "Sorry, it’s a menthol, but beggars can't be choosers." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7645) - you deserved it (21772)

On 07/01/2012 at 10:51pm - misc - by Misky (man) -

Today, I told my friend over the phone that I had to go drop the kids off at the pool. She told me that she didn't need to know about my bathroom habits and hung up on me. I really had to take my children to the local swimming pool for swim lessons. FML

#19844489
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16531) - you deserved it (1769)

On 06/25/2012 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my parents felt the need to lecture me about how people who "smoke the reefer" are a "waste of life" and will never amount to anything. I was baked during the entire conversation, and actually ended up breaking down in tears, because I realized they were totally right. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8315) - you deserved it (43069)

On 06/24/2012 at 5:45pm - kids - by :( (man) - United States (Minnesota)



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