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1222227
  • Town/Country : Vancouver, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 April 1996 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 44
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About 1222227 : Well hey!
I just gotta say I love reading the post on this site, they make my day(:
Anyway, I'm just a teenage girl in a relationship.
I have to say I do have the best personality ever.. just saying.
lol jk
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Today, my husband begged me to go down on him while he sat on the toilet, taking a crap. He tried to convince me that we'd both somehow experience mind-blowing orgasms. FML

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