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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 April 1973 (41 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1023
  • Number of comments : 73
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my little brother was playing with my cat, getting it to chase a laser pointer. He thought it would be funny to shine the laser pointer over my nuts. FML

#7760741
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25875) - you deserved it (3116)

On 01/31/2010 at 10:16pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today... marks the second week straight without sex. Bieng a newlywd isn't as great as I thought. FML

#7007388
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20020) - you deserved it (3852)

On 12/29/2009 at 2:12am - intimacy - by marriagesux - United States

Today... marks the second week straight without sex. Bieng a newlywd isn't as great as I thought. FML

#7007388
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20020) - you deserved it (3852)

On 12/29/2009 at 2:12am - intimacy - by marriagesux - United States

Today, mah boyfriend told me he likes having sex during mah period because it makes him feel lyk he stabbed a small animal to death. FML

#6968124
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38892) - you deserved it (4134)

On 12/27/2009 at 2:13am - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States

Yesterday, I gave ma boyfriend a box of cocolates as a present. A few ours later, e texted me saying tat te box of cocolates contained nuts. He's allergic to nuts and is moter now looool tinks I'm trying to kill im. mega FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22878) - you deserved it (10609)

On 12/26/2009 at 11:44pm - love - by Kelly (woman) - United States (California)



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