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11wanda11
  • Town/Country : perth, australia
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 April 1973 (41 years)
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  • Number of comments : 73
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Today, my little brother was playing with my cat, getting it to chase a laser pointer. He thought it would be funny to shine the laser pointer over my nuts. FML

#7760741
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22802) - you deserved it (2837)

On 01/31/2010 at 10:16pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, marks the second week straight without sex. Being a newlywed isn't as great as I thought. FML

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76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14379) - you deserved it (2788)

On 12/29/2009 at 2:12am - intimacy - by marriagesux - United States

Today, marks the second week straight without sex. Being a newlywed isn't as great as I thought. FML

#7007388
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14379) - you deserved it (2788)

On 12/29/2009 at 2:12am - intimacy - by marriagesux - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period because it makes him feel like he stabbed a small animal to death. FML

#6968124
233 comments

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On 12/27/2009 at 2:13am - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States

Today, I gave my boyfriend a box of chocolates as a present. A few hours later, he texted me saying that the box of chocolates contained nuts. He's allergic to nuts and his mother now thinks I'm trying to kill him. FML

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On 12/26/2009 at 11:44pm - love - by Kelly (woman) - United States (California)



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