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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 April 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About 1030love : I'm 22. Don't creep on me please.

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Today... I decidd it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minute he startd going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a wierd sound so I startd laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML


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On 03/18/2010 at 6:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today , I was walking down the streethen I hered a loud splashing noise to mah right. I lookd over only to see a woman not squatting but bending over , spreading her cheeks , peeing a horse-sizd amount of pee. I can't un-see this. FML


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On 03/16/2010 at 9:34pm - misc - by disturbed (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, mah dad asked me if I could convince mah mother to get a Brazillian wax. If that's not bad enough, mah mother heard an yelled from the other room, "I like mah furball." mega FML


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On 03/13/2010 at 5:35am - intimacy - by Grossed Out - Australia (Victoria)

Today, when setting up fir a rehearsal, mah eldest teacher was standing next to me . My music teacher announces that it will be a tight fit and hard fir everyone to fit in the area . The old teacher next to me leans over and whispers, ( I'd like to fit in your tight area . ) FML


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On 02/12/2010 at 12:13am - intimacy - by pinky (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

my boyfriend decided to name his penis "Jesus". For the last two hours he's been continuously asking if looool I "want to be touched by Jesus" or will I "let Jesus in to spread his warmth." FML


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On 02/11/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by syl - Canada (Alberta)

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