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1030love

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1030love

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 April 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1143
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About 1030love : I'm 22. Don't creep on me please.

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Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML

#9181669
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16198) - you deserved it (36622)

On 03/18/2010 at 6:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was walking down the street when I heard a loud splashing noise to my right. I looked over only to see a woman not squatting but bending over, spreading her cheeks, peeing a horse-sized amount of pee. I can't un-see this. FML

#9143571
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40560) - you deserved it (3208)

On 03/16/2010 at 9:34pm - misc - by disturbed (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my dad asked me if I could convince my mother to get a Brazillian wax. If that's not bad enough, my mother heard and yelled from the other room, "I like my furball." FML

#9041294
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36464) - you deserved it (2613)

On 03/13/2010 at 5:35am - intimacy - by Grossed Out - Australia (Victoria)

Today, when setting up for a rehearsal, my eldest teacher was standing next to me. My music teacher announces that it will be a tight fit and hard for everyone to fit in the area. The old teacher next to me leans over and whispers, "I'd like to fit in your tight area." FML

#8153537
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31912) - you deserved it (2672)

On 02/12/2010 at 12:13am - intimacy - by pinky (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend decided to name his penis "Jesus". For the last two hours he's been continuously asking if I "want to be touched by Jesus" or will I "let Jesus in to spread his warmth." FML

#8119072
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23483) - you deserved it (5032)

On 02/11/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by syl - Canada (Alberta)



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