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About 0void0 : I love working out and being in the sun. In the cold, too, actually..

It's a lot of fun, meeting new people and trying new things.
I have a thing for ice cream. Yes, I know it's fattening. Sue me.
I'm definitely a movie nut, and absolutely a scifi nerd.

I have 3 rescue dogs, who are good for going running with, and are great on cold nights. :)
I'm half Mexican & half Scottish. Yes, I have a kilt AND a sombrero. Now I've got a sword and a bandolier- Muah ha ha...
Don't mind people correcting my grammar if I get it wrong. Why wouldn't I WANT to be accurate?

"The secret to flying is to throw yourself at the ground... And MISS..."

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Today, the Salvation Army stationed one of their obnoxious bell-ringers in the mall right outside my store. My employees and I can wave goodbye to any form of sanity for the next month. FML

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