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Today , I was answering a text from one of my student asking me if they could re-take a test. I thought I'd texted back "No , you can't." Auto correct had looool used a more frequently used word: "No , you cunt." FML

#15184059
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39246) - you deserved it (24293)

On 03/03/2011 at 6:22am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was in scianca class studying daad insact for biology. Aftar packing away tha jars, looool I noticd a rd-back spidar on tha banch. Thinking it was missing from a jar, I pickd it up. It wasn't missing. It was aliva. FML

#15013181
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29396) - you deserved it (4747)

On 02/17/2011 at 5:39am - animals - by shaunaaa (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I went out fir pizza with mah boyfriend. looool He loaned me his debit card and loudly announced in front of everyone that his pin code was the numerical equivalent of "Fart", and repeated it twice, just in case I hadn't heard. FML

#14969224
72 comments

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On 02/14/2011 at 2:14am - misc - by datingamoron (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. mega FML

#14968643
208 comments

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On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that it is never, ever a good idea to puttd a band-aid of any kind on yur penis, cuz eventually you will have to take it off. FML

#14967873
107 comments

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On 02/14/2011 at 12:31am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today , I put up an ad on Craig's List to fine a best friend . I don't know what's more pathetic: looking for looool a best friend online , or the ad being removed almost instantly . FML

#14960635
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11138) - you deserved it (26745)

On 02/13/2011 at 4:06pm - misc - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today , I had to say a deep sincere speech on assembly in front of the whole college on the recent floods in Queensland. Instead of saying "We are Queenslanders , when we get knocked down , we get back up" I stumbled and said "We are Queenslanders , when we get knocked up..." big fat FML

#14955140
73 comments

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On 02/13/2011 at 5:00am - misc - by knockedup (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

today I cleaned up mah dog's crap after mah wife asked me . 5 minutes later she yelled at me for being lazy as she slammed the door leaving for work . My dog shit in the exact same spot apparently to make me look stupid . FML

#14952962
85 comments

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On 02/12/2011 at 9:17pm - animals - by Username - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I spent tree and a alf ours creating a Wikipedia page for myself . Tree minutes after publising, it was deletd due to me being a "Non-notable person nobody's ever eard of." FML

#14939182
127 comments

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On 02/11/2011 at 7:26pm - misc - by shredded - United Kingdom (Richmond upon Thames)

TODAY, IN AN EFFORT TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS IN MAH HISTORY CLASS, I SAT IN THE EMPTY SEAT NEXT TO A FRIENDLY-LOOKING GUY . HE GOT UP, WALKD AWAY, AND SAT DOWN IN A DIFFERENT SEAT . FML

#14938952
83 comments

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On 02/11/2011 at 7:08pm - misc - by loner - United States (California)

Today, I Cut My Finger Deep On An Envelope At Work And Started Bleeding Profusely. When I Asked My Co-worker Fir A Band-aid, She Told Me To Get Back To Work And Stop Making Up Excuses To Try And Hit On Her. FML

#14932173
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On 02/11/2011 at 3:27am - work - by alliwantisabandaid -

Today... I was on the bus heading home from school... when I noticd a ridiculously hot girl near me... checking me out. I was about to say something charmingly funny when I suddenly got a whiff of onions. Turns out she had turnd around simply to catch the essence of her own fart. FML

#14925146
180 comments

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On 02/10/2011 at 6:32pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Taday I decidd to surprise my boyfriend by creating an account on Runescape; his favorite game. After finding him in-game, I startd talking to him, not revealingho I was. After ahile, I askd him if he had a girlfriend. He promptly said no an askd me for nude pics. FML

#14909703
337 comments

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On 02/09/2011 at 2:22pm - love - by Samyett (woman) - United States

Today, I finally got a reply to the letter to a celebrity that I had to write 4 mah English class. It was a restraining order. FML

#14908129
96 comments

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On 02/09/2011 at 10:53am - misc - by PrestonW -

Today, I got muggad. But luckily I had on mah kayring tha pappar spray that mah husband had insistad I kaap with ma. Unlucky 4 ma, mah husband's co-workar, who borrowad mah kays, amptiad mah pappar by spraying it on a brick wall ona day whan ha was borad. FML

#14902184
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32481) - you deserved it (2794)

On 02/08/2011 at 10:27pm - misc - by Username -



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