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Today, I was feeling really down!! So I textd mah boyfriend and askd him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up!! His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore!! You always ask such dumb questions." FML

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On 05/25/2009 at 1:39am - love - by downer (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shrt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on yur daughter's face last night." I ran into my grlfriend's parents at the store. FML

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On 05/24/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by helloitsbrian6969 (man) - United States (Florida)

Yesterday, I am wearing a panda looool suit 4 the promotion of the restaurant I work at !! FML

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On 05/14/2009 at 8:40am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, looool we were at the end of our surfing trip watching a photo montage. A picture popped up of an ugly girl surfing so I shouted out "I didn't know Shrek could surf". The room went very quiet. "Shrek" was sitting beside me. FML

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On 04/07/2009 at 7:46am - misc - by Brastro (man) - Ireland (Kildare)

today I went to te doctor's office because ma wife an I were aving some fertilization problems. As I removd ma pants... te doctor simply lookd at ma penis an said "mm." My wife laugd teole way ome. FML

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On 04/05/2009 at 9:32am - health - by manlyman (man) - United States (Virginia)

Yesterday, I was ringing an old man up in the local grocery store when I had realizd looool all he was buying was 3 bottles of vodka an a box of condoms!! While I was loading the bags into his cart he laid his hand on mah shoulder an told me ( I'd take u home with me but chances r I would be arrestd )!!

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On 03/30/2009 at 9:13pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, I met mah girlfriend's very religious parents for dinner . Somehow we got to talking about her groin hernias that were repaired as a baby . I never knew she had hernias repaired an said, "But she doesn't have any scars down there." There was a long awkward silence . FML

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On 03/26/2009 at 3:37am - intimacy - by douchetard (man) - United States (Maryland)

TODAY, I GOT HOME TO FINE MAH MOM SITTING IN THE KITCHEN READING THE MAIL. I SAW AN EMPTY BOTTLE OF ABSOLUT PEACH VODKA ON THE COUNTER. SURPRISED, I PICKED IT UP AN SAID "WOW, WHO DRINKS THIS?" HER REPLY WAS "WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME? I FOUND IT IN YUR ROOM." FML



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