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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 January 1990 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 481
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About 01Ben21 : Well, I like long walks on the beach, dancing in the rain, and all sorts of other gay shit (I'm not gay, the shirt just makes me look it). I'm a go big or go home kind of guy. Yes I was in the military, Army 11b. Yes I love music, violinist/fiddler. I'm currently a cop so that's pretty badass I guess. I like to do manly shit pretty much. The gym is where I go to clear my head. Yes, those are my real teeth. Brush/maintain/bleach makes them that white. I'm confident that I'm not ugly and if you feel otherwise, FU. Anything I didn't cover can be found out through messaging me on here or asking for my Kik. kthnks.

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Today, my mom asked me what a MILF is. Apparently that's her nickname at work. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57022) - you deserved it (4406)

On 05/01/2013 at 11:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, at work at a farm, we got a new calf. It looked like it had to poop, but was having difficulty. About four hours later it still hadn't pooped. Turns out it was born without an actual butthole. It was there, just sealed up by skin. I literally had to cut this poor calf a new butthole. FML


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On 04/23/2013 at 10:01pm - animals - by halliemarie1818 - United States

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML


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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

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