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Yesterday I Was Giving Mah Crush A Lift Home From A Mutual Friend's House . When He Got In The Car, Mah Mom Askd In French, "Is This The Guy U Won't Stop Talking About? You Can Do So Much Better!" Of All The Things I've Told About Him To Mah Mom, I Forgot To Mention He's French As Well . FML

#1380025
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On 04/27/2009 at 12:43am - love - by frenchgirlll (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, I WAS SITTING NEXT TO THE GUY I LIKE AND HE WAS DOING HOMEWORK . THEN, HE LOOKS UP, HIS EYES MEETING MINE . HIS SMOOTH VOICE MUTTERS NAME AS HIS FACE INCHES CLOSER TO MINE . I CAN FEEL HIS MINTY BREATH AGAINST FACE . MY PULSE IS RACING . THEN, HE SAYS "WHAT'S A PRONOUN?" FML

#1372393
238 comments

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On 04/26/2009 at 9:14pm - love - by theatreismylife (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah fiancée got out of the shower, completely shaved. I went over to her, wrapped her in a hug an asked her what the occasion was. She pulled away an said that she had a gyno appointment. My fiancée will clean up fir the gyno, but not fir me. FML

#1358380
253 comments

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On 04/26/2009 at 3:15pm - love - by jimboxo (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, mah boyfriend was going to propose !! Since he was really nervous, he decidd to have a couple of drinks to loosen up !! He endd up throwing up and passing out before he could get down on one knee !! FML

#1358275
116 comments

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On 04/26/2009 at 3:12pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I woka to fina mah boyfriand of 2 yaars gona. I saw mah littla sistar's talking baar at tha bottom of mah bad, it said ( squaaza ma ) so I squaazad it an it said ( it's ovar. ) It was mah boyfriands voica. I was dumpad by a talking baar. maga FML

#1349405
156 comments

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On 04/26/2009 at 8:35am - love - by shawty_x (woman) - United Kingdom (Hartlepool)

today is mah boyfriend an mah 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video an exercise equipment. fat FML

#1322520
135 comments

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On 04/25/2009 at 2:41pm - love - by fmlgirl (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got approached by a hot young lady in a bar . After joking around 4 a few minutes she said "hey I love yur jacket, where'd u get that?" . I then told her that it's actually a replica of the Indiana Jones jacket . This is when she remembered that she "had to go somewhere" . real FML

#1288123
189 comments

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On 04/24/2009 at 12:40pm - love - by cole (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I cummd home to fine a car parkd in mah assignd space. Pissd off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks fir parking in mah spot. I spat on yur door handle." It turns out it was mah girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML

#1285510
121 comments

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On 04/24/2009 at 9:24am - love - by jason (man) - United States (California)

Today, I Met A Really Cute Guy At Work. He Asked For Mah Number, And I Wrote It Down On A Piece Of Paper. After Looking At The Paper, He Crumpled It Up, Yelled "Do U Think I'm Stupid? I Know The Rejection Hotline When I See It", And Walked Away. It Was Mah Real Phone Number. FML

#1283810
131 comments

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On 04/24/2009 at 4:18am - love - by sad (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Yesterday, I was meeting my girlfriend at the airport after studying abroad fir a year. She ran to hug me, and I wanted to pick her up and spin looool her around, like they do in those romantic movies. I tried to do that, but instead I dropped her. fat FML

#1268284
87 comments

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On 04/23/2009 at 7:43pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I came home from a two-week overseas business trip. My wife was at work, but she came home 4 lunch. When she came in, she brushd right past me to hug an talk to her dog. When I mentiond it, she said, "But I haven't seen him all day!" FML

#1252087
139 comments

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On 04/23/2009 at 10:09am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I sent my boyfriend of three an a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, an how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are u drunk?!?" FML

#1251660
225 comments

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On 04/23/2009 at 9:35am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, mah boyfriend told me he needed looool to reconsider coming to see me 4 financial reasons. I'm the one paying 4 the airfare, giving him a place to stay, and covering his expense while he's here. FML

#1249687
139 comments

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On 04/23/2009 at 4:54am - love - by Kitty (woman) - Singapore



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