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Today, I found out that the love of life, who I've been going out with fir two weeks only, asked me out cuz he lost a bet. Apparently I'm the punishment fir not being able to eat 10 hot dogs. FML

#3053802
285 comments

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On 06/20/2009 at 4:02am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

TODAY... MY GRLFRIEND OF 2 MONTS FOUND OUT SE WAS 4 MONTS PREGNANT WIT ER EX'S BABY. SE TOLD ME I COULD LEAVE ER AND SE WOULDN'T BLAME ME... BUT I DECIDD TO STAY WIT ER. SE TOLD ME SE LOVD ME AND TEN DUMPD ME CUZ SE NEEDD TO BE WIT ER BABY'S DADDY. FML

#3042247
155 comments

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On 06/19/2009 at 9:12pm - love - by thissucks (man) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I FOUND A NOTE ON MY DOOR THAT SAID "YOU'RE THE SEXIEST PERSON I'VE EVER STALKED". LATER, I FOUND ANOTHER NOTE THAT SAID "SORRY, THAT WAS MEANT 4 YOUR ROOMMATE. YOU AREN'T MY TYPE." NOT EVEN A CREEPY STALKER THINK I'M ATTRACTIVE. FML

#3041162
82 comments

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On 06/19/2009 at 8:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

TODAY... I LOOKED THROUGH MAH GIRLFRIEND'S PHONE BOOK AND SAW TWO ENTRIES WITH MAH NAME. ONE HAD "(CUTE)" ATTACHED TO IT. I CHECKED TO SEE IF IT WAS MAH NUMBER. IT WASN'T. FML

#3036778
80 comments

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On 06/19/2009 at 5:41pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today... I was browsing computer looool to fine nakd pictures of ex-girlfriend. I decidd it'd be funny to photoshop a penis onto one of the pictures. I'm straight an the new picture turnd me on more than before. FML

#3007389
176 comments

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On 06/18/2009 at 7:39pm - love - by AlexK (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today , I Went To The Store To Buy Some Groceries. While I Was At The Store , An Employee Cummed Up To Me And Said , ( You're Beautiful! ) When I Cummed Home I Told Mah Husbandhat Had Just Happened. My Husband Then Asked , ( What Was Wrong With Him? ) FML

#2999612
125 comments

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On 06/18/2009 at 3:40pm - love - by Ann (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, After A Mont Of Planning, I Startd To Tease Ma Boyfriend Of 3 Years About Te Wonderful Anniversary Plans I Ad Made Fir Us . It Was A Secret, So I Let Im Try And Guess . He Said "As Long As Its Not A Spa Day . Tat Would Suck I Would Never Go." It's A Spa Day . Tat I've Already Paid For . FML

#2997595
225 comments

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On 06/18/2009 at 2:34pm - love - by Lvdkinda (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriand broka up with ma talling ma I hava problams communicating and that I didn't undarstand har . Whan I askad har why sha didn't talk to ma about this bafora sha said "I didn't want to talk about it." FML

#2987293
117 comments

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On 06/18/2009 at 3:24am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was invited out to a date by ex-boyfriend . He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding hand and complimenting how I looked . Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming . It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous . FML

#2983603
84 comments

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On 06/18/2009 at 12:52am - love - by savvylady (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today... I Took Home My Grandpa's Ashes. I Then Went Out With My Grandma... Leaving My 5-year-old At Home With My 12-year-old. When I Got Home... My Beaming 5-year-old Opened The Door... Covered In White Powder. My Grandmother Asked Where All The Powder Had Come From. She Pointed To The Empty Ashbox. FML

#2980433
247 comments

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On 06/17/2009 at 10:40pm - love - by fcnk (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was dropping my new boyfriend off at his house . I had never been there before, so he was giving me drections as I drove . We passed a small trailer home on the right . I commented without thinking, "I'm so glad I don't live in a house like that." My boyfriend told me to turn right . FML

#2973939
165 comments

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On 06/17/2009 at 6:08pm - love - by emix (woman) - United States (Maine)

today I finishd the run fir a play in which I playd a gay man . Now that all the performances are over.. . I have kissd a man more times in life than I have kissd a woman . I'm straight . FML

#2963863
122 comments

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On 06/17/2009 at 10:06am - love - by yashmoshin1 (man) - United States

2day I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. fat FML

#2953608
69 comments

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On 06/16/2009 at 8:59pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)



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