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Today, I figured I'd throw my ex-boyfriend a compliment and told him how "gifted" he was below the belt. He thinks he's paying me a compliment when he tells me how much he loves that little roll of skin that pops up over the top of my pants when I sit down. I'm trying to lose weight, asshole. FML

#1700
39 comments

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On 01/19/2009 at 4:21am - love - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I convinced myself I needed to get over my ex-girlfriend. I spent twenty minutes signing up for a new dating site, only to find out, that the only other profile on the site of a person within 200 km, is my ex-girlfriend. FML

#1665
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16146) - you deserved it (1259)

On 01/18/2009 at 8:07pm - love - by GopherJR - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I realized that I hate lying to my mom about having a boyfriend. FML

#1634
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4873) - you deserved it (18933)

On 01/18/2009 at 4:57pm - love - by indian:( - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

#1554
58 comments

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On 01/18/2009 at 7:41am - love - by Wenny - United States (Connecticut)

Today, the girl I've had a crush on decided she wanted to see a movie with me. I tried to hold her hand during the movie and it was great for about 4 minutes. Then she said "Can I have my hand back?" FML

#1552
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18032) - you deserved it (2654)

On 01/18/2009 at 7:12am - love - by vargasm - United States (New York)

Today, I told the man I love to "go first" when we started talking at the same time. I wanted to confess my feelings, he wanted to tell me about his engagement. FML

#1517
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19541) - you deserved it (1645)

On 01/17/2009 at 9:55pm - love - by biblio - United States (Texas)

Today, I got an email notification from Yahoo! Personals: "Hi, we've found 0 new matches for you". FML

#1495
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15411) - you deserved it (1934)

On 01/17/2009 at 7:40pm - love - by sad sack. - United States (Florida)

Today, at a party, I watched the guy I've liked for AGES come out of a bedroom with one of my gay male friends. They were in there for a while. FML

#1485
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19406) - you deserved it (2037)

On 01/17/2009 at 6:17pm - love - by C2 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML

#1465
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20650) - you deserved it (1921)

On 01/17/2009 at 2:49pm - love - by Shantoya - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML

#1435
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21617) - you deserved it (1491)

On 01/17/2009 at 8:31am - love - by Noname - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend, when she walked ahead of me cat-walk style, turned around and said, "Do you think I could model?" I blurted out, "Yes... for a plus-size clothing line." FML

#1434
95 comments

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On 01/17/2009 at 8:15am - love - by FailMan - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML

#1388
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14113) - you deserved it (5379)

On 01/16/2009 at 3:43pm - love - by Noname - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend struck up a conversation about the reproductive systems of seahorses. We were getting intimate at the time. FML

#1374
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19853) - you deserved it (1971)

On 01/16/2009 at 12:31pm - love - by Noname - United Kingdom



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