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Today, 4 my two month annivarsary, my boyfriand surprisd ma with a ( prasant ) . Ha than liftd his pant lag . Ha had carvd my initials into his lag with a knifa . FML

#5937926
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On 10/21/2009 at 11:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I textd mah brother saying "Alway remember I love you! Never forget it!" tohich he answerd: "You better not be doing drugs." FML

#5933276
59 comments

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On 10/21/2009 at 7:21pm - love - by Lovelysister (woman) - United States (Florida)

today while working as a cashier, I was flrting with this cute grl. When I askd her if she had her store card she said ( No ), pausd, then said ( Can I give u mah number? ). I said ( Sure, that would be awesome, do u want mine? ). She said no. I didn't know I could just enter the card number. FML

#5929779
66 comments

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On 10/21/2009 at 3:53pm - love - by fyourlife (man) - United States (New Jersey)

I WAS WATCING A MOVIE WIT MA SISTER, MA ROOMMATE, AND MA GRLFRIEND. HALF WAY TROUG TE MOVIE, MA GRLFRIEND LEFT TE ROOM AND TEXTD ME TAT SE WAS BREAKING UP WIT ME. SE TEN CUMMD BACK IN TE ROOM, SAT ON MA BD, AND ENJOYD TE REST OF TE MOVIE WIT US. FML

#5924772
126 comments

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On 10/21/2009 at 2:39am - love - by Small_Fry_Hero (man) - United States (California)

Today... I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from ( In a Relationship ) to ( It's Complicated. ) big fat FML

#5923458
65 comments

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On 10/21/2009 at 12:07am - love - by wtfrelationship (man) - Singapore

Today, I told my grlfriend of eight months that if she didn't start taking my band's music seriously, we couldn't see each other anymore. She said fine, and I hugged her, but then she stood up and said 'I hope we can still be friends,' and walked out the door. mega FML

#5909113
175 comments

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On 10/20/2009 at 2:51am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was texting my boyfriend. I noticd that he had addd a signature onto his texts that had the date 11/10/09. At first, I blushd and thought it was the date we had become a couple. But then I realizd it was just the day the new Call of Duty game comes out. Love you too. FML

#5908509
310 comments

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On 10/20/2009 at 1:26am - love - by gamergirlfriend (woman) - United States (Washington)

yesterday my girlfriend an I got into a uge figt. Se kicked me out of te apartment an told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of te apartment door for ours oping se'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to er foot stomping on me, screaming ( I meant it! ) real FML

#5902107
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On 10/19/2009 at 7:51pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my manager mentiond that she'd hird a "cute boy" to help me out at work with paperwork . The "cute boy" was my ex-fiancé an now I have to be with him in an office fir 30 some hours a week while his current fiancée brings him lunch everyday . FML

#5897487
77 comments

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On 10/19/2009 at 3:37pm - love - by Alyssa (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, looool I broke up with boyfriend because he has anger issues. Tonight, tires were slashd. mega FML

#5895031
99 comments

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On 10/19/2009 at 11:54am - love - by kierstin (woman) - United States (Nevada)

today I went on a date with an awesome guy. I got super hammered and punched him in the face. FML

#5894935
75 comments

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On 10/19/2009 at 11:42am - love - by DrunkGirl - Sent from mobile version

Taday being a music student , a professional orchestra performd a symphony that I wrote and dedicatd to mah girlfriend. It took months to compose and it the first and only time it was ever going to be playd. My girlfriend forgot to come. FML

#5890926
104 comments

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On 10/19/2009 at 1:34am - love - by Ryanissaur (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today I Realised That The Last Three People To See Mah Intimate Parts These Last Weeks Were Mah Beautician Mah Doctor And The Ladyho Did Mah Check Up Ultra Sound. Oh And I'm Married. FML

#5875725
85 comments

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On 10/18/2009 at 6:30am - love - by loveless - Australia (New South Wales)



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