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Today, I asked my girlfriendhat she thought of us getting married some day. She said she wasn't sure about me yet and that we may want to go in different directions soon. We've been dating 4 three yeres and I had the ring in my pocket at the moment. fat FML

#6873751
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On 12/21/2009 at 9:47pm - love - by chao (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, mah boyfriend decided to give me mah Christma present early because he's going to his grandparents' house for Christma and won't see me . I was excited, until I unwrapped a sweater that I left there a month ago . FML

#6865867
31 comments

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On 12/21/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by anonymous - United States

Today... boyfriend of 3 yeres announced that he is not ready 4 marriage... and won’t be 4 'at least' another 2 yeres. Of course he waited to tell me this 2 days after he had proposed to me in front of hundreds of people... I said yes... and we announced it to all our family members and friends. FML

#6863631
90 comments

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On 12/21/2009 at 11:15am - love - by Agata (woman) - United States (New York)

2day I found out that my girlfriend has to pretend to have another boyfriendho is not me because her siblings and cousins do not accept me . FML

#6861780
44 comments

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On 12/21/2009 at 7:13am - love - by theraarman - Sent from mobile version

Today , it was our 6 month anniversary. My boyfriend didn’t get me a present or take me out to dinner. Instead he crid to me about how much he hates his life while he repeatedly punchd himself in the face. Then he droppd me off to spend time with his mom. fat FML

Today mah boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML

#6856764
82 comments

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On 12/20/2009 at 11:27pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND AND I GOT INTO A HUGE FIGHT!! INSTEAD OF TAKING ME HOME LIKE HE TOLD ME HE WAS GOING TO, HE PULLED UP TO THE GAS STATION, GAVE ME $6, AND ASKED ME TO GO PAY!! AS SOON AS I WALKED INSIDE, HE THREW MY BAG OUT THE DOOR, AND DROVE OFF!! FML

Today, I Textd Dad To Tell Him I'm Staying At Boyfriend's House And Won't Be Home. Since I Had Predictive Text On, Phone Didn't Quite Get The Word 'home' - The Message I Sent Said, 'I'm Staying At Will's, I'll Be Good Tonight.' FML

#6852058
81 comments

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On 12/20/2009 at 7:26pm - love - by embarrassed (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, I asked a girl I liked fir her number, but she claimed she had a broken phone and was getting a new one fir Christmas. Unhinged, I go home and go onto Facebook. First thing I see is her status: "Why is no one answering mah calls?" FML

#6843701
137 comments

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On 12/20/2009 at 7:58am - love - by Surfinbird09 (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

I was about to proposa. I got on my knaa in front of my grlfriand and opanad tha box. My friand thought it would ba funny to raplaca tha ring with a condom. FML

#6842155
105 comments

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On 12/20/2009 at 3:14am - love - by Catholicguy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was lying in bd with the worst stomach cramps ever. My boyfriend came, lookd at me writhing in looool pain, and said, "Well at least if it's a tapeworm you'll get skinnier." FML

#6826046
73 comments

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On 12/19/2009 at 10:15am - love - by ouch (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, when mah boyfriend and I were becoming intimate, his cat decides to jump onto the bd and lie right in between us. He then informs me that he wantd to stop to "preserve his cat's innocence." FML

#6824662
88 comments

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On 12/19/2009 at 5:18am - love - by Madagascar (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

2day mah girlfriendho I love very deeply dumped me two times, over the phone . The first time was to dump me . She then called me back a couple hours later explicitly to dump our friendship . I was just friend dumped . FML

#6823589
65 comments

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On 12/19/2009 at 2:48am - love - by musicyman55 (man) - United States (California)



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