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Today, I received an email from an ex who I haven't heard from in two years. Excited that it might be her asking if we could meet up, I opened it. It was a virus. FML

#12978381
160 comments

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On 09/09/2010 at 3:58pm - love - by kevdev (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after being with my boyfriend for seven years, he finally proposed. To another woman. FML

#12964178
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46540) - you deserved it (3998)

On 09/08/2010 at 3:46pm - love - by onthemarket (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I got a separation agreement from my wife. It was sent from the lawyer she spent the long weekend with right before she told me it was over. FML

#12951031
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28304) - you deserved it (2378)

On 09/07/2010 at 5:30pm - love - by Glutton for Punishment. - Sent from mobile version

Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for 2 months. FML

#12948650
122 comments

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On 09/07/2010 at 1:06pm - love - by drew - United States (Georgia)

Today, my girlfriend and I got in an argument so intense that she left saying that we needed to spend some time apart. The argument was over what was the best PIXAR movie. FML

#12943582
188 comments

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On 09/07/2010 at 1:00am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I had to play Paper, Rock or Scissors and beat my boyfriend in order to get him to take a shower. FML

#12940949
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33623) - you deserved it (6384)

On 09/06/2010 at 10:26pm - love - by Today - United States

Today, my future mother-in-law finally admitted that I'm "not the girl for her son" and that she will do anything to break us up. FML

#12929615
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37438) - you deserved it (2759)

On 09/06/2010 at 4:35am - love - by mlove (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML

#12913788
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31180) - you deserved it (3481)

On 09/05/2010 at 4:14am - love - by ohmydog (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I saw a car on the side on the highway with a popped tire. The driver didn't have a spare, so I nicely gave them mine. One hour later my tire popped. FML

#12895675
82 comments

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On 09/04/2010 at 1:15am - love - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was talking to my crush on MSN. She was telling me how her friend had passed away recently. I had two chats open and accidentally replied, "That's hilarious." FML

#12887848
111 comments

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On 09/03/2010 at 4:51pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I got the haircut I've been wanting for ages. I then called my girlfriend of two years and asked what she would do if I got a haircut. She told me she would dump me and then invited me to her house for dinner. I'm scared to go. FML

#12887247
143 comments

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On 09/03/2010 at 3:56pm - love - by Fmylife.25 - United States (Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML

#12881965
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30397) - you deserved it (7380)

On 09/03/2010 at 4:30am - love - by lonleystoner91 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I talked to my crush for half an hour. It wasn't until I was home that I realised I had some remains of the sausage roll I ate an hour earlier spread all over my teeth. FML

#12860469
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26004) - you deserved it (8138)

On 09/01/2010 at 9:26pm - love - by Rollymouth - Sent from mobile version



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