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Today, I finally got the courage to tell the guy I liked how I felt by making him a mixed CD. Confident, I gave it to him. After class, I went to the trash can to throw some paper away. I saw my mixed CD in the trash. FML

#13415356
141 comments

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On 10/12/2010 at 1:04am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I bought a personalized cookie cake with "Will you go out with me?" for the girl I've liked for five months. When I showed her, she said no, but took the cake with her anyway. FML

#13406898
173 comments

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On 10/11/2010 at 2:18pm - love - by soccerlove09 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I came home from a four day trip. Apparently, my cat thought I was gone for good and is now very unhappy that I'm home. I know this because she has been positioning herself between me and my husband all night, and hisses every time I try to touch him. He thinks it's hilarious. FML

#13401139
121 comments

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On 10/11/2010 at 12:34am - love - by JLD - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out my boyfriend is an active member of the suicide forum. He told me I should make an account too. FML

#13386499
74 comments

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On 10/10/2010 at 12:33am - love - by lightblue - United States (California)

Today, my husband told me the reason he'd been meeting his high school sweetheart behind my back and lying about where he was was out of respect for me. He thinks I'm ungrateful for not appreciating the lengths he's gone to to hide this. FML

#13380093
56 comments

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On 10/09/2010 at 4:00pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend told me it wasn't working out and he was breaking up with me. The reason? I have the same first and last name as a very unpopular girl, and he gets embarrassed when people mistakenly assume he's going out with her. FML

#13379120
121 comments

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On 10/09/2010 at 2:33pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was watching a movie. The ending was sad and I started bawling my eyes out. My boyfriend sitting beside me kept looking back and forth between me and the TV, so I asked what he was doing. He replied with, 'I don't know which one is better to watch.' FML

#13376999
100 comments

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On 10/09/2010 at 10:36am - love - by Kiimmy (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was working my shift at the restaurant as a waiter when the girl I've been in love with for 4 years came in with her boyfriend. He asked me to hide the ring in their dessert. FML

#13365724
139 comments

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On 10/08/2010 at 12:55pm - love - by ringhider (man) - France (Lorraine)

Today, I asked my girlfriend's father if I could marry his daughter. He smiled, shook my hand, and said "No, now get out of my house." FML

#13353894
122 comments

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On 10/07/2010 at 10:26am - love - by Vinny1017 - United States (New York)

Today, I noticed that my wife changed her status on Facebook to "widow" and a lot of strange guys commented saying stuff like "Finally." Last I checked, I'm not dead. FML

#13352571
204 comments

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On 10/07/2010 at 6:10am - love - by Alex - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was telling my boyfriend about how self conscious I am and how I obsess about my weight. He said, "Don't be ridiculous, you don't need to lose that much weight." FML

#13344865
211 comments

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On 10/06/2010 at 5:59pm - love - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went over to this girl's house that I really like. I was planning on cooking her dinner. In the process, the grease in the pan got too hot and caught fire. We ended up having to call the fire department. FML

#13340119
102 comments

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On 10/06/2010 at 5:31am - love - by fireman (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be all right, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML

#13339681
199 comments

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On 10/06/2010 at 3:21am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)



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