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Today, I was having a romantic conversation with my boyfriend under the stars. He said, "You know how there are people who are beautiful on the inside and people who are beautiful on the outside? Yeah, well you're one of those 'inside' people." FML

#13468876
139 comments

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On 10/16/2010 at 4:20am - love - by Annie - India (Maharashtra)

Today, I was on an airplane that was experiencing some turbulence. Feeling anxious, I reached over and grabbed my husband's hand for comfort. He then said, "Why are you scared of dying? You're not even pretty." FML

#13468251
155 comments

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On 10/16/2010 at 2:44am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend informed me that since he's doing a project with a girl in his class and carpooling with her in the morning, she'll be sleeping over at his house. FML

#13459715
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38190) - you deserved it (4609)

On 10/15/2010 at 3:10pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I met a guy that I liked. We really hit it off, that is until his parents walked by and he started begging them, down on his hands and knees, to buy him a new video game. FML

#13454084
102 comments

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On 10/15/2010 at 12:18am - love - by lilshoobydoo14 - United States (Illinois)

Today, after a small fight with my girlfriend, I started to miss her, so I typed her name into Google on a whim. Surprisingly, I find a link to a blog in which the owner describes his ongoing effort to seduce my girl. During times she told me she was alone. Thanks babe. FML

#13442639
83 comments

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On 10/14/2010 at 4:00am - love - by Anon - United States (California)

Today, my crush walked me home. As my mom opens the door, she tells me in Russian how ugly he is, and that I have extremely bad taste. Out of all the languages in the world, he happens to be fluent in Russian. FML

#13432971
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45677) - you deserved it (3766)

On 10/13/2010 at 10:45am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Brunei Darussalam

Today, my girlfriend and I went out for ice cream. We somehow started talking about which of our relatives had died. Right when she was talking about how her grandfather had died, I started laughing. She had gotten ice cream all over her face. She broke up with me. FML

#13431152
57 comments

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On 10/13/2010 at 5:02am - love - by your mother (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML

#13430333
117 comments

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On 10/13/2010 at 2:18am - love - by failure (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I finally got the courage to tell the guy I liked how I felt by making him a mixed CD. Confident, I gave it to him. After class, I went to the trash can to throw some paper away. I saw my mixed CD in the trash. FML

#13415356
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34394) - you deserved it (7847)

On 10/12/2010 at 1:04am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I bought a personalized cookie cake with "Will you go out with me?" for the girl I've liked for five months. When I showed her, she said no, but took the cake with her anyway. FML

#13406898
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32225) - you deserved it (6081)

On 10/11/2010 at 2:18pm - love - by soccerlove09 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I came home from a four day trip. Apparently, my cat thought I was gone for good and is now very unhappy that I'm home. I know this because she has been positioning herself between me and my husband all night, and hisses every time I try to touch him. He thinks it's hilarious. FML

#13401139
121 comments

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On 10/11/2010 at 12:34am - love - by JLD - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out my boyfriend is an active member of the suicide forum. He told me I should make an account too. FML

#13386499
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29834) - you deserved it (3113)

On 10/10/2010 at 12:33am - love - by lightblue - United States (California)

Today, my husband told me the reason he'd been meeting his high school sweetheart behind my back and lying about where he was was out of respect for me. He thinks I'm ungrateful for not appreciating the lengths he's gone to to hide this. FML

#13380093
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34259) - you deserved it (3000)

On 10/09/2010 at 4:00pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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