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Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making breakfast. I thought he was making it for me, so I sat at the table. When he walked over with his plate, he said, "Oh, I didn't know you were here!" I'd slept in the same bed with him last night. FML

#13576310
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On 10/24/2010 at 1:11pm - love - by Moeswifey - United States

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML

#13575803
131 comments

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On 10/24/2010 at 12:14pm - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend came over to me, like she was going to kiss me, and instead rubbed her chin all over my face, exclaiming, "Can you feel my beard coming in?" Yes, yes I could. FML

#13570264
104 comments

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On 10/24/2010 at 12:11am - love - by altocrm - Sent from mobile version

Today, my parents told me about how they met. I'd already known they were eight years apart, but I never knew my dad started dating my mom when he was 21 and she was 13. FML

#13561698
350 comments

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On 10/23/2010 at 12:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML

#13559273
214 comments

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On 10/23/2010 at 5:07am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, talking to my boyfriend about each others families, we noticed we both had an aunt with the same name. After a while of trying to figure things out, we decide to call her. Turns out that we are long distance cousins. FML

#13558265
202 comments

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On 10/23/2010 at 2:07am - love - by Oriianna Raiinbow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend of three months told me that he had cheated on me two months ago with my best friend. I decided to give him a second chance. About twenty minutes later, he then broke up with me for not wanting to watch football. Apparently I don't care about his feelings. FML

#13548959
130 comments

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On 10/22/2010 at 11:03am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my girlfriend told me on facebook to stop calling/texting her because she lost her phone. Right under her post was "sent from facebook for iPhone." FML

#13543408
226 comments

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On 10/21/2010 at 10:25pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 6 months is not actually on vacation with her cousin but is moving in with her fiancé. FML

#13530612
57 comments

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On 10/20/2010 at 10:04pm - love - by mook05 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML

#13525435
144 comments

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On 10/20/2010 at 2:41pm - love - by rockefoe (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was casually looking through my girlfriend's phone while she got ready, though she made me promise not to. To my confusion, I discovered that she had me listed as 'Saturday' in her contacts. There was also a Thursday, Friday and Sunday listed. I only ever see her on Saturdays. FML

#13520163
171 comments

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On 10/20/2010 at 12:47am - love - by iprobablyhaveherpes - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, it's my two year anniversary with my wife. She's celebrating the day with her new boyfriend. FML

#13498191
121 comments

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On 10/18/2010 at 12:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend of two years told his friend that he decided a long time ago that he would never be faithful to a woman. I was sitting next to him. FML

#13496771
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31221) - you deserved it (3202)

On 10/18/2010 at 8:23am - love - by sugar - United States (Texas)



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