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Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML

#21293948
107 comments

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On 11/07/2014 at 7:28am - love - by Turnaround (woman) -

Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML

#21293619
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33602) - you deserved it (3977)

On 11/06/2014 at 7:30pm - love - by really - United States

Today, a character in the video game I was playing called my character a slut. My boyfriend ripped the controller from my hands, shot him dead, then fired the rest of my ammo into his corpse while yelling "FUCK YOU, BUDDY!" Good to know I'm dating a total lunatic. FML

#21293465
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33556) - you deserved it (6467)

On 11/06/2014 at 3:15pm - love - by notsofriendly (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML

#21293369
65 comments

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On 11/06/2014 at 12:14pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend became a magician. His best trick? The disappearing act. FML

#21292946
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30451) - you deserved it (3368)

On 11/05/2014 at 8:11pm - love - by highheelcyanide (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML

#21292826
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30459) - you deserved it (2585)

On 11/05/2014 at 5:21pm - love - by thedudeman14 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML

#21292702
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31468) - you deserved it (3038)

On 11/05/2014 at 1:49pm - love - by aspiemeanswell (woman) - Germany (Thuringen)

Today, my boyfriend came home from college for the first time in weeks just to visit me. I was so excited that I spent two hours getting ready. Turns out he was only coming back to dump me. Now I'm single and out of foundation. FML

#21292231
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37232) - you deserved it (3923)

On 11/04/2014 at 8:16pm - love - by single pringle - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went on a first date. I didn't know that licking my neck was on the agenda. FML

#21291715
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29300) - you deserved it (2927)

On 11/04/2014 at 1:24am - love - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML

#21291542
68 comments

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On 11/03/2014 at 9:39pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML

#21290234
49 comments

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On 11/02/2014 at 1:30am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boyfriend was giving me a back massage while I was laying on my stomach. A few minutes into it, he stopped. I turned around to see why; he was taking a picture of my butt. FML

#21290182
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29406) - you deserved it (6462)

On 11/02/2014 at 12:51am - love - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML

#21289746
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34960) - you deserved it (4729)

On 11/01/2014 at 2:23pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)



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