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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML

#21480429
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On 10/15/2015 at 3:30pm - love - by what did I do? (man) - United States (California)

Today, I finally got the courage to leave my controlling and manipulative ex. He took it well. And by "took it well", I mean he camped out my doorstep, held some of my belongings hostage, and tried to blackmail me into staying with him. FML

#21480404
62 comments

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On 10/15/2015 at 2:19pm - love - by badtasteinmen - United States (Oregon)

Today, I opened up to my boyfriend about being sexually abused in the past. He said it explains why I'm "such a bitch" when it comes to personal contact. FML

Today, my boyfriend found out that male goats will stick their tongues out, snort, and garble at female goats in heat. Now he's doing it to me at all manner of times, sound effects and all. I now know why goats ram their heads into things repeatedly. FML

#21479981
65 comments

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On 10/14/2015 at 12:22pm - love - by StillnothowIimaginedmydaygoing (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML

#21479940
90 comments

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On 10/14/2015 at 9:45am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I got into a minor argument with my fiancé. Deciding it wasn't worth fighting over, I shrugged and said, "Really, what are we even doing this for?" To which he replied, "Honestly, I don't know. I haven't loved you in years… Oh, you meant about the fight." And just like that, I'm now single. FML

#21479918
101 comments

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On 10/14/2015 at 8:41am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a girl I've liked for the longest time kept asking me to reveal my "deepest secret" in exchange for hers. Thinking this was flirting, I told her my secret was that I liked her. Her secret was that she was a "lesbian and just had to tell somebody." FML

#21479748
49 comments

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On 10/13/2015 at 10:01pm - love - by malcolmXXX - United States (Georgia)

Today, I messaged the guy I've been seeing for 4 months, referring to him as my boyfriend. His response? "I didn't realize you had a boyfriend." FML

#21478738
41 comments

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On 10/11/2015 at 8:27pm - love - by althornton2462 - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML

#21478550
145 comments

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On 10/11/2015 at 9:25am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I realised just how much my favourite pornstar looks like my sister. FML

#21478220
115 comments

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On 10/10/2015 at 11:15am - love - by Oh Cock - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, my wedding celebration came to an awkward pause when my dad slapped my mom across the face and called her a whore after she admitted to having an affair. FML

#21478146
139 comments

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On 10/10/2015 at 2:39am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, desperate to meet a guy, I went clubbing. The only guy to show any interest opened with: "You're hot, for a black chick!" FML

#21478117
121 comments

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On 10/10/2015 at 12:43am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my friends were right about me being whipped. My girlfriend now has me setting an alarm for 3 hrs after she's fallen asleep, all so I can uncover her feet so she doesn't get too warm. FML

#21478113
101 comments

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On 10/10/2015 at 12:25am - love - by biggs sprhro - United States (Ohio)



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