Today, I finally hooked up with a guy I've been hanging out with for 2 months. Afterwards, while we're getting dressed he says "You better be clean. If you're not tell me now so I dont pass it on to my girlfriend." Stunned, all I could say was, "Girlfriend?!" His reply, "Well technically my fiancée." FML

by oops123 / 04/15/2009 at 2:42pm / United States (Missouri) / Love

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  • Tell him there is a rash that has been bothering you, but you need some cash to go get it checked out.

    #3 - On 04/15/2009 at 7:23pm by I_am_stupid_also

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  • Well now it's time to get her number or Fackbook page :-)

    #1 - On 04/15/2009 at 7:18pm by TouchDown

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