Today, My girlfriend came from behind me and put her hand in my back pockets. I though it was someone trying to take my wallet, I elbowed her in the nose and broke it. FML
by goddamitme / 02/21/2009 at 2:23pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
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F HER life, not yours.
#6 - On 02/21/2009 at 5:51pm by RollsEyes
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damn. talking bout fast reaction.
#2 - On 02/21/2009 at 5:09pm by mankit
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