Love: Today, I bought a coral colored hooded sweatshirt, which my girlfriend...

By khood - 14/04/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I bought a coral colored hooded sweatshirt, which my girlfriend told me was "hot". I wore it to a baseball game tonight. When it got cold I put the hood over my head, only to hear everyone behind me laugh. The back of the hood said "Boy crazy". It was a teen girls sweatshirt. FML

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By Crystal - 08/03/2010 21:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I showed my fiancé the darling Tinkerbell hoodie I'd bought myself during the weekend. Instead of liking it as I'd hoped, he told me my childish wardrobe was embarrassing, and he wasn't going to be seen in public with me until I wore something different. FML

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By helloitsbrian6969 - 24/05/2009 19:50 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML

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Classic

By Anonymous - 19/11/2012 15:30 - United States

Today, I took off my sweatshirt in the middle of class. The tanktop I was wearing underneath went with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2016 21:15 - Finland - Kouvola

Today, I was in a clothing store with my girlfriend. I saw the ugliest hat ever on a hat shelf, tried it on and said to my girlfriend, "Look at this ugly hat, it's absolutely horrible. It's even dirty." An old woman stood next to me said, "Well no wonder it's ugly, it's mine." FML

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Average White Sox fan

By Anonymous - 12/03/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I had to explain to one of my friends that the cap he likes to wear makes people look at us funny in public. He thinks it's just the White Sox logo. It's styled like the baseball team's logo, but it actually says "Sex". I had to show him both side by side for him to see it. FML

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Baller move

By notafan - 07/08/2019 00:01 - United States

Today, I was at a baseball game. This kid in front of me had binoculars and was constantly shouting. Trying to amuse the girl next to me, I leaned over and said, "That kid probably has wet dreams about baseball." She got up and said to the kid, "Come on honey, we're leaving." FML

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By anon - 12/04/2011 10:09

Today, I wore a Stanford college T-shirt to school. My Spanish teacher took one look at it and said "You wish". FML

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By mookiemookie01 - 27/03/2014 22:34

Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML

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By thanks a lot mom - 28/12/2014 06:52 - United States - Sloughhouse

Today, my mom and I went to exchange a massive stuffed animal, which was meant for my niece. I was carrying it when I saw a really hot guy looking at me funny. My mom snickered and told him that I never go anywhere without "George". FML

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By rayraydayday - 21/03/2015 04:25 - United States - Englewood

Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I'd only shaved one armpit. FML

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katiekaite 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 12:07

HAHAHAHAHAHAH I think I love you. Definitely my new favorite FML. hahahahhaha :D

Silhouette_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 12:12

Clearly you didn't inspect the sweatshirt enough when you bought it.

Comments

katiekaite 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 12:07

HAHAHAHAHAHAH I think I love you. Definitely my new favorite FML. hahahahhaha :D

b182link 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 19:12

isn't coral like a pinkish color?

xoxolovemexoxo 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 7:10

111 yess

BauerMegan 31

Sunday 2 June 2013 22:08

I definitely thought this was going to be a penis related FML.

izzie321 27

Thursday 25 July 2013 3:24

I'm pretty sure he only said Coral so he didn't sound like an idiot saying he got a pink sweatshirt not expecting it to be meant for girls.

darronlee 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 12:07

Reading is fundamental.

danza_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 12:11

i agree with your girlfriend, that's hot :P

lextrack234 4

Thursday 21 April 2011 4:08

hahah

alex_vik 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 12:11

You failed to realize you were in the women's section? YDI

Silhouette_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 12:12

Clearly you didn't inspect the sweatshirt enough when you bought it.

ben20262 7

Wednesday 3 August 2011 23:37

coral? you mean pink?

mrshadattack 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 12:12

Amazingly hysterical! :D

Jimboom 11

Tuesday 14 April 2009 12:20

Ha ha! Pwned by your girlfried. :P

dz_zb 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 12:37

HAHAHA ohhhhh that's a good one :D thank you for putting something worth reading on FML =)

cbrown89 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 12:45

seriously...coral color? how'd she manage to convince you it was hot? If I could convince my boyfriend coral was a hot color...oh man.... ;)

ben26_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 12:48

ummm since i dont even know what color "coral" is, i would have known it wasnt for me and how do you not look at the whole sweatshirt front/back before you buy it, and even after to make sure you get all the tags. if you failed to see all these signs then you are a moron.

geekemo92 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 2:04

it's a pink color.

piie 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 15:11

agreed. you are a complete idiot. first of all you let your girlfriend convinse you that wearing pink is hot. second of all you did not even bother to fully look at the swaetshirt you were buying. you might want to go look at the rest of your clothes and see what's on the back of them.