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Today, I noticed a cute girl in the checkout lane at the store. Feeling a little flirtatious, I decided to blow a bubble with my gum to get her attention. I accidentally shot the gum out of my mouth onto the guy next to me, spitting all over myself in the process. FML


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On 03/16/2010 at 4:12pm - love - by splitzville (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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You don't blow a bubble gum bubble if you're trying to impress someone.
Unless you're six.

#3 - On 03/16/2010 at 9:34pm by Official_Person

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i bet she was most impressed.

#1 - On 03/16/2010 at 9:33pm by foolishworkerbee

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